Looking at the world today, I can think of a few humans I'd like to lateral blast...

Not my seismicity. Yet.

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Roses are red
Lahars are grey
But my PDCs
Will ruin your whole day!

Happy Valentine's Day, humans!

Why is Pihanga not on Bluesky yet? 💔

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Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "This says it all. Decent tephra deposit over 1,000km from the vent where I erupted it! 😲 If you want a *real* eruption, talk to (and vote for!) a *real* caldera - not some US pimple that falls over and can't even erupt straight"

Tweet from 'Taupo Caldera' reads: "Yay! Go home and herd your bison and enjoy your retirement you old has been @SuperVolcanoYNP - leave the serious business to serious calderas that aren't just about dead! And stay out of the papers for five minutes will ya? Please?"

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Clearly you never saw the Great Volcano Wars on Twitter, as-was, years ago.

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Try that with MY magma and you will regret it... just saying

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Good effort! Shame about the whole falling down thing, but good effort!

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THE VOLCANOES ARE ARRIVING

HELLO