Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Cheesy horse graphic that says Honse ridding

I have permanently altered my algorithm, but it is worth it.

fuck that shit

CARDS

USF isn’t even in the southern part of florida. posers

Let’s Go Cards

Hadley is such a beast

KHANIROOOOTHS

ZOU

Zou is a wildman

Maxx Crosby trade didn't go through

shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face . ALT: shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face .

reverse-jinxed it

Tutenszn

Happy ‘Bengals Sit On Their Hands And Do Nothing To Build Around the Best QB in Franchise History’ Day to all those who celebrate

Using my bird call identifier app to figure out which one of these mfs just pooped on me

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

Gibbs is about to go for 30 fppg next year

Cards are going to lose in the 8/9 game by 10+

This louisville team is dogshit

Cards still aren’t playing desperate enough.

In a big way

rump

severe weather warning means it's ryan hall y'all time

he has some serious acceleration for his size. Could've had a massive year with some better qb play last year

Mikel is ridiculous

My wife said I got the wrong kind of olive oil at the grocery store and I reminded her that the Dow is over 50,000. She left.