Me and the group text were discussing Chuck Norris last night. Had to add a postscript today.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Near the end of Avengers Doomsday they need to have Power Pack just show up out of nowhere and get the shit kicked out of them and everyone would be like, who the fuck were those little kids in moonboots??

#Avengers #Doomsday

Once again it's 1am and I have two choices... Go to bed or watch #Slither again. This is like the fourth time this has happened.

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Bleeding Is Fun - Dreaming Of You YouTube video by Bleeding Is Fun

I wrote a beautiful love song two days after Valentine's. Play it for your significant other!

Bleeding Is Fun - Hey Gelatinous Cube YouTube video by Bleeding Is Fun

Say what you will about AI slop, and I totally agree, but I write my songs and this is the best song ever written about a weird D&D monster. This song deserves more than 38 views.

Squirrel butt in the rain.

Bleeding Is Fun - Tween Robotic Hero Theme Song YouTube video by Bleeding Is Fun

I wrote a song about a legally distinct robotic hero