@thexstitcher.bsky.social what about you and your magic skills?

The very best of Christmas movies.

It’s the ball pool that gets me. No one knows what’s lurking in there…

A particular brand of hell. My sympathies.

Just spent hour and a half in the car with my 17 year old son who is learning to drive. That’s a stiff drink or ten earned right there.

Future Queen Flups!

Is that Katsu curry? I like it but it is such a faff.

Tuesday Snoozeday

I’m in f*ck it mode and the heating has been on all day. I will regret this in a month’s time when the bill comes in.

Thank you, there’s sausage and mash on the horizon and a cold beer so that’s a definite improvement!

Not today it wasn’t and there’s still a few hours of this shit show to go yet…🙄

I just watched on catch up and thought exactly the same.

It’s like being menopausal.

The paws! My heart!

Our weekend break in the Cotswolds - today.

Alfie trying on his hat for the weekend’s fixture

London… they’re there fine but it just tickled me that no one thought of it!!

School: Pupils must be at school at 7.15am in order for the trip to leave promptly.Anyone late will be left behind.
Parents: up early de-icing car, on road in pitch black and get kids there on time
School: What do you mean, our minibus does not de-ice itself?
School trip eventually leaves at 8am…🙄🤣

And me…

Pyjamas

And get a dog as well. In for a penny and all that..

Made a new mate at the Martin Kemp 80s disco last night

Enough Czech beer and you’ll be fluent. Easy.

Same pattern- liked all my posts then whoosh, in he went. 🙄

I thought it was something dodgy and then an invalid handle bloke slipped into my DMs so it confirmed it for me…some behaviour doesn’t change, whatever the platform!

Is she taking you? Or are you being ‘abandoned’ again?!!!

Hello again…

Hi Jen!

Bit quiet isn’t it?!!!🤣

So let’s try this again then…