i feel sick

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call me whatever you want to, 23, he/him
sometimes slightly deranged yapping from a sober ass enthusiast and frequent gym-goer (18+ ONLY)
i just post whatever the fuck i want here tbh

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ok but i guess this probably makes sense as to why I'm initially fine with getting close to people until eventually i want to dip... Like I typically feel more comfortable opening up to people I don't know as well than someone I've known for years

hit 130lb on my barbell squats (this includes the weight of the bar) :]

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

i was imagining someone doing it earlier im now wondering if it would actually work

could you make a diy tennis racket with hot glue

i mean i can see it but this one guy definitely brings out anxious attachment tendencies in me

my therapist used to say i was anxious attachment now he says avoidant lol

this is a not a safe space for avoidant attachment hate btw

schlorp’s on your dick uwu

had someone call last night to say they wouldn’t br making it to their shift today and it just now hit me that my manager never responded to my text idk if they received it or not

should i masturbate yes or no

rly want to embrace the "you cannot wait until life is not hard anymore before you decide to be happy" quote this year. not to say you can literally Decide to be happy but i want to stop waiting for the right time to live. to write, to sing, to create

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i’m cleaning it and i’m going to the level of “take out my nightstand drawers and organize/clean them out” so

me, looking at the state of my room: sometimes it gets worse before it gets better right???

straight up forgot that rammstein could be considered industrial

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

Panel 1: At the top it says "Beginning of year:" A man with messy dark brown hair and a green t-shirt is standing next to Shen, saying "This year, I'm gonna become rich!" Shen is saying "I'm gonna become goth!" Panel 2: The man points at Shen and laughs manically, saying "HAHAHAHA!! What a dumb resolution!" Shen just looks back at him sadly. Panel 3: At the top it says "End of year:" The man is now in a payphone booth, with raindrops outside hitting the glass in the night sky. He has 5-o-clock shadow. He's on the phone asking someone "Hey dude ... Can I borrow some money?" Panel 4: It's revealed to be Shen he's talking to, who is smiling smugly on his phone, in full goth getup. To describe the getup: His hair is dyed a super dark brown, and has "X" and ankh shaped hair clips. His hair also has bright purple highlights. He has dark purple eyeshadow and eyeliner former the bottoms of "X"s below his eyes. He's wearing a choker, 2 necklaces, and tank top with mesh sleeves. He also has a mesh bracelet, purple-painted nails, and his phone has a charm of the Sanrio character Kuromi.

also worth noting neither i or no one around me has like. scoliosis or any other back problem/disability so he was just. saying that. for no reason at all

was at work today when i passed by some kid that randomly went “QuAsiMoDo” HUNCHBACK?? HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME??? AT WORK??? HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME AT WORK???

the "the myth of consensual sex" meme where it's a couple saying they consent but then jesus is off to the side saying he does't, but it's been changed so it says "the myth of consensual urban transit planning" And the couple is labeled "city dwellers" the man is saying "we should make it easier to not drive here" The woman is saying "like building bike lanes or adding bus routs." And Jesus has been replaced with clip art of a farmer, labeled "someone who lives 1000 miles away and has no involvement whatsoever." and is saying "Stop trying to take my car away I will kill you" text at the bottom still says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

was wondering if he’d show up again in the episode

omg andy’s back again he made another appearance

james going “i’m sorry” and then two seconds later “i changed my mind im not sorry” fucking kills me

i’m finally getting around to finishing episode 1 (the pilot) of twin peaks lmao