any body want to go on a road trip to see the witches and also the @montereybayaquarium.org

Government run by guys afraid of everything that isn’t a country club and also some country clubs

Fun fact: the guy (Hung Cao) who now leads the US Navy claimed that Monterey, California (median home price $1.2M) had been taken over taken over with witchcraft.

www.montereycountynow.com/opinion/mcno...

that’s like a weeks worth of potato for free!

good thing we do not have any ocean based military activities in motion right now

She should send them this

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.

Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.

You have a running joke?

A plant leaf: a five spot ladybird sots, facing left. Behind the ladybird is a grey brown spider, posed with legs splayed and both pairs of forelegs ticked together so it looked like it only has six legs. It seems somehow poised to strike (bit is probably just sunbathing)

It’s behiiiiiiiiiind you!!!!
*jaws theme intensifies*

Imagine your brain has degraded so much you need to ask an AI what should you eat tonight and not being able to think it for yourself and trying to flex it LMAO

“what should i eat tonight?”

man what are you in the mood for? what does your body crave? what brings joy to your soul? Why consume slop when Nigella posts a recipe of the day

imagine needing AI to tell you what to eat for dinner

Notice: If you are an environmentalist or environmental organization using AI to generate a "Happy Earth Day" graphics, I will be billing you for injuries I receive as a result of how hard I am side-eyeing you.

“I poisoned your community but I think we should chat about how asthma is actually pretty cool.”

“I stole your job but I think we can have an open-minded, reasonable conversation about how great it is that you’re unemployed.”

“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?”

“I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

whoever coined this should be given a ticker tape parade

I mean I’m fine with everyone on the cabinet getting fired but if the fourth woman gets fired while all the inept alcoholic male creeps stay - well, I guess it’s totally predictable.

Cocaine pollution alters the movement and space use of Atlantic salmon (Salmo salar) in a large natural lake Brand et al. show that environmentally realistic benzoylecgonine exposure increases movement and dispersal of Atlantic salmon smolts in a natural lake. Exposed fish swam and dispersed farther than con...

Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark might have just been campy horror films, but Cocaine Salmon are the real deal. 🐟🧪

i hope he recommends this place to all his friends

how long will it take for my new bird restaurant to become popular. how do i tell them about it. do they have instagram.

uh oh there’s a whole store that only sells stuff that will make birds come over to your house and the people at the bird feeder store are very friendly, i think the birds are paying them off

RESULT... in Coral Gables, FL: The city has overwhelmingly voted tonight to change timing of its local elections to November.

Part of an effort we're seeing nationwide to get higher turnout in local races.

It was one of my 40 races to watch in April. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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Honestly the scientific community needs to hear this more and cut that shit out. They'll sit there and scream how funding for research on climate change is being gutted then use the water vaporizer 10000 to summarize something they could write better in 10 minutes with their talent & a cup of tea.