Is it actually reopen though if it's only on Iran's approved route bordering their coast and the toll is still unclear if it's required to transit?

Shorts, in this economy?!

I understand bluesky has issues right now, but I gotta respect that when I was on 256kbs speeds last week, bluesky still is functional unlike a lot of sites.

Wasnt this founded by a guy stealing materials from tsla nevada factory, does elmo approve this?

Markets up on surprise trump speech... where he is ordering mcdonalds from doordash.

Kind of amazing to see the duality where bombs are going off in Tehran again and people want to eat risk like a hungry hippo

It's been a decade and a half or so for me, but back then it came in the mail that you were supposed to send a doc in and then get a card back with a number.

Forbes 30 under 30 doesn't miss

Iran proving to be more American than Trump with how many times they keep saying I didn't hear no bell

I think they're 2/3 now. 1/2 of the F15 pilots, and 1/1 for the A-10.

yep, it will be April and we are all the fools. Hits pretty spot on

Exited most April puts for nice 150%, scared of month/quarter end nonsense tomorrow. TBD if this was a wise move.

Well these April puts are feeling pretty comfy right about now, which means it should all go horribly wrong soon.

Probably when Iran comes out and says no US/Israel/Allied ships can pass through thr straight during the time of the 1 month negotiations.

They've been so successful at getting peace in Ukraine they've taken the show on the road

Nonstarter earlier today

Three senior Iranian sources told Reuters the countries negotiating position has hardened significantly since the war has begun:
-Guarantees against future military action
-Compensation for wartime losses
-Formal control of the Strait of ​Hormuz
-No limitations on missiles

front running and griftinomics?

Wild moves on $VCX up 140% from open to up 35%~ at close.

There probably needs to be a cross refernce of the should I care map, with the passport % rates to find out who shouldn't be leaving their containment. www.americanprogress.org/wp-content/u...

OFAC is pretty good at their jobs so it may just be possible

I wonder if he gets paid out on impressions generated...

Lazy ass Americans, they can lower the prices and have people peel it at home. They just know people don't want to do the work.

I imagine it's more of a consumer drone with an IED type thing

The world needs cannon fodder

It feels like they should have worked on this secret plan prior to actually starting the war, but hey what do I know.

Ooof RIP $PM rough day

Is there a prediction market on this yet? Its only the first few innings

They make people pay for it even if it's not a paper account, www.interactivebrokers.com/en/pricing/m...

I hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI - and it only took 20 minutes I found a way to make AI tell you lies – and I'm not the only one.

Maybe we can convince AI to benchmark everything to hot dogs. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

The site is only a few blocks from the BP whiting facility that has the occasional safety issue and local chemical rain, so uhh good luck with that bears.