A twink asked me to sit on him and “crush” his balls.
I did it; he came instantly.
“Crush me, bro” 🤣
I’m still tickled by the whole thing.
I guess this is a perk of being huscular.
Tumescent is taking me out. 🤣
Photo of a man exposing his stomach and penis in a plane lavatory.
Shoutout to the bros who get good photos in a plane lavatory.
Getting the right angles required me to touch certain surfaces, and I’m just not that committed.
If you send me a dick pic and it looks like it’s your first day with a camera phone, I’m checking out.
I can’t do this 🤣✌️
I honestly love it
Sooooooo cute!!!!
This was my exact reaction reading this.
Me tonight at this restaurant, asking them for their playlist because Shazam wasn’t working.
Gah lee
A photo of a naked man sitting in a chair
Thick #thighs save lives but ruin most of my shorts.
#thighsday
I say this all the time.
In this environment, supporting terrible people because you find them attractive is top-tier bird brain behavior.
Did he post this? 😜
Add laughing and whimsy.
No clue what this means but it sounds fun.
I wish my hole was visible when I bend over.
It’s too thick. What a problem to have, right?
#humpday #ass #manbutt
I got it in three but no clue that was a word
Picture of a naked man’s lower half.
You know, I’d love spring if the bugs and pollen weren’t a thing.
Nevertheless, I’ll take the outdoor naked time.
#saturdaysoftie
The way your jock matches the ad on tv.
😘😘
When are you taking me?
A black and white photo of a man naked
Black and white images make even a simple nude look like it belongs in an art gallery, or at least a semi-sophisticated skeet!
#MonochromeMonday #mcm
Boldly horny. We’ve all been there, hoping they have the notifications turned off. 🤣☺️
Bottle it up and send me a sample.
He shaved his bush and now I’m not interested.
Me to myself: “seek help.”
Babe… Just because someone snapped a picture of you doesn’t mean you’ve suddenly been crowned a model.
Calm down lol
Instagram’s “Suggested for You” are men I’ve slept with who either were so terrible in bed they don’t warrant reminding or had insufferable personalities.
My lil face sunscreen (4oz) bout $50. How much this? 🫠
Please.
And then I want a little nap afterwards.
You do. It’s a good movie.
