like yes, it’s technically always in effect divas! don’t be fucking stupid (and maybe move back to california or new jersey if 1998 wildfire season means nothing to you)

counties surrounding duval county have issued open burn bans, which is mostly for the land clearing/open bonfire types of people. i don’t think they’ve issued warnings against grilling yet, but duval county has a year-round burn ban. yesterday we got emergency texts saying “burn ban in effect” 🙃

11th Circuit says ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to remain open The Miccosukee Tribe of Florida and conservation groups argued the facility illegally operated without a required environmental review by the federal government, but the appeals court maintains the de...

"A divided 11th Circuit panel refused to shut down the South Florida migrant detention center known as “Alligator Alcatraz" on Tuesday."

Bush & Trump judges voted to keep it open & a Biden judge wanted it closed. The majority ruled that the state is in control of the operation.

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

we’re having a very 1998 fire season out here in florida i see

the warehouse fires will continue until morale improves i guess 🤷‍♂️

me and my partner

All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.

dogs can be as smart and capable as toddlers. unless they’re senile dogs, which makes them as temperamental and needy as infants

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

who knew that by watching with philo, you have to wait a day to watch the finale instead of watching live like every other time?

brb showing this to all the letterpress dorks at yellow house

i love gays who are like petty archivists

It’s a brilliant tax because when they say “but the billionaires will leave” you get to say “they already don’t live there”

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

divorce your wife to own the libs, clarence!

must not be using her own app since there’s been nonstop war footage and video of active genocide for the last 2 and a half years on there. must not have seen any police killings of unarmed citizens or armed counterprotestors or the january 6 footage or

i need everyone who is continually disappointed in florida’s politics to watch the FLDEP’s handling of the US senate race here please and thank you

Angie Nixon is not new to this. She is true to this.

Working alongside families. Building coalitions. Fighting for people who were too often ignored.

This campaign didn’t start in Tallahassee, it started in the community.

#angieforflorida #jaxnative #YourVoiceYourVote #FLPOL

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

oh my god, the grocery store humor era has arrived. maybe this will be catharsis for my grocery store horror work experience.

2009 trader joe’s would absolutely have a “trader zohran’s” frozen meal & prepared sauces/spice mix selection

Last year, I told New Yorkers: we would open city-owned grocery stores to take on the affordability crisis.

Today, we're delivering five stores in each borough — with the first opening next year.

Here's to healthy families, thriving communities, and promises kept.

kinda feel like the target audience feels cringey even trying to sound like your cousin’s creepy teenager you see once every 5 years. but it would probably end up in a gamergate redux dumpster fire somehow, i’m sure

i don’t care that it’s incremental, i care that the tide could shift in the direction of the working poor not being charged while giving a disproportionate amount of their money to a corrupt government. the latter is still the priority.

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS.

The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

Last month in The Onion:

With God On Our Side YouTube video by Joan Baez - Topic

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Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection