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🚨 IT’S A CROSSOVER EPISODE 🚨
We’re joined by @fivefourpod.bsky.social & @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s own Peter Shamshiri for a diet book deep dive on Tim Ferriss’s “The 4-Hour Body.”
What does $250k in medical equipment get you? Unlimited ultrasounds & bad advice!
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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
I had a lotta fun with this. #PortfolioDay
You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.
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Adore this essay
Screenshot from Resident Evil 4. Leon looks up at a helicopter
Heyyyy it’s my fav RE character, Mike!! I’m so happy to see him!!
small crab eating a grape (important)
thebookseller ig account saying NEWS: some editors uploading confidential manuscripts to ChatGPT to read quickly, agent claims
the guardian: I wrote a novel using AI. Writers must accept artificial intelligence – but we are as valuable as ever | Stephen Marche
the walrus bsky account: Authors are using AI. Publishers know it. And now, says publishing consultant Thad McIlroy, authors are being forced to lie about it. One cancelled horror novel didn’t just end a career—it exposed an industry-wide reckoning.
idk guys when i see a lot of similar headlines insisting that editors & authors are all already embracing AI, i don't assume these things are true. i assume there are a lot of very rich people with an unpopular product pushing a particular narrative in my industry!
This is an exceptionally good episode
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
$8 a gallon for gas???
That's right
A new week has dawned and Woke Week is now sadly over, but it will go down in history as the beginning of humanity's wokest era yet. To commemorate the occasion, here's everything we published, all in one place:
Scissorman stands behind the protagonist, Alyssa, who is looking at a couch. Alyssa is saying, "I can't afford to have a nap right now." The Scissorman is about to attack her.
Clock Tower 3 (PS2, 2002)
A long-in-the-works look at what happens when a company that functions more like Hollywood tries to enter the world of YouTube fan creators, especially one as prolific as Skibidi Toilet
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incredible work on this one
They call me 007
0 ascensions
0 wins
7 different archetypes that don't give me enough block
The shriek I shruk at “booky wook 2”
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads: "10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
Remembering the ancient ways
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
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“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.
Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take
one very basic research tip I have is if you're reading something that includes an interesting quote from another source, try and read the full context of that quote! There's usually way more good stuff surrounding it!!
fuck it, 24 games
youtu.be/4VyfUq2ZHBE
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
I dunno, sometimes feels like there's still enough of a culture of "I got to play the toy before anyone else" that the publishers get to define the playing field to an uncomfortable extent
Lmao
