my partner just told me i am more muppet than man. highest compliment truly.

a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers . ALT: a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .

learning to use html code makes me feel like such a wizard mannnn

It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.

if there are two animals i never want smoke with, it’s wasps and geese

the way my jaw drooped during the little piggy side level. this game is so COOL

#spiltfiction

If nobody got me I know the Yellowstone supervolcano got me

As a federal employee it not like we’re working in a coal mine.

((but here’s a secret))

With this administration it’s way worse than working in a coal mine.

It’s more dangerous than working in a coal mine.

We would love to be working in a coal mine.

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

pinterest love edition

search for these words and post the first picture that comes up:
love quote
love song
love aesthetic
love letter 💌

Love this fucking song, worth all 374 seconds 🤌🏼

Girl dinner
✨valentine’s edition✨

DM: So the elves-
me: twinks
DM: -and the dwarves-
me: bears
DM: -teamed up against the orcs-
me: leather daddies
DM: Okay, you need to stop.

❤️🩷🤍Happy Valentine’s 🤍🩷❤️

You are loved!
You are important!
You are enough!

omg thank you <3 I’m excited to finally play this weekend!!

when you rediscover songs you used to love.

First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before

A cat edited to be crying with emoji hearts all around it

I can’t stand it when ppl go out of their way to complain when others are excited about Valentine’s Day, with comments like “I don’t need a holiday to appreciate my partner”, or “it’s just a consumerist holiday”.. SHUT UP, I LOVE LOVE. GIMME THE WARM & FUZZY FEELINGS

my husband got me Cult of the Lamb for Valentines with the note on Steam, “Let’s start a cult together, love u” (｡♥‿♥｡)

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

no i’m not projecting

Some men are honestly so fragile

My eye is twitching because my father in law didn’t like that my son was playing with a pink airplane. For fucks sake it’s just a color (ง'̀-'́)ง
luckily my husband said something before I went offfff

Doodle of a black cat with its head tilted upward and appears to be screaming. The background is black with repeated lines of the letter "a" throughout the entire thing.

Screaming into the void

the feminine urge to own a suit of armor

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation

A phone wallpaper of Astarion and Halsin from Baldur’s Gate 3. They are gazing off into the distance amongst a bunch of pink clouds, glowy butterflies, and a rainbow

Happy Valentine’s Day to meeeeeee 💕✨

Maybe I’m getting old, but I fucking love my electric kettle. It was such a good investment.