This is the content I come here for

mock-up of either a movie poster or a novel cover, showing head shots of Shania Twain and Mark Twain, and in the front, the title: "Never the Twain Shall Meet."

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

Also, makes me think he’s a bad philosopher if this is how he reasons and uses “evidence”

I mean if the Chronicle is going to publish a critique of CTLs at least make it a realistic and intellectually honest one.

Although maybe that’s the point

I don’t think I’ve ever had an interaction with a customer service bot that could actually help me

would watch

Still have student meetings, grading, etc. but it’s always a feeling when that last class is over

Airports are great for people watching too

Last class of the academic year has been taught

Hahahaha. No.

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Hahahahahahaha

On my way

Alt-take: This is exactly who we are, unfortunately

lol not "tough on crime"

Still exploring my options

I’m thinking of becoming a flat earther

I’m so confused

If we’re gonna waste billions of dollars why can’t we waste more of it on things that uplift humanity, like visiting the moon, instead of blowing each other up

It continues to amaze me how bad everyone else in my family is at loading the dishwasher.

I'm gonna change my name to "pivot table hero"

'True Courage' Headline T-Shirt

Buying is as close as you'll get to living. store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-he...

I am so confused

Me too

i panic everywhere, not just at the disco

Well, that’s ok then

Yet when I was on the job market I had to compete for like 2 sociology of religion jobs in the whole United States