hypnotize my boss to promote me or give me a raise

that reminds me, I did see a glimpse of a guy in a shootout after hearing some gunshots.

I think his name was frank baker?

that mozzarella stick guy?

been hearing about him on the news.

- basket

blame jamal i think he baked your pizza

if the snake doesn't attack me then i'll put my employee discount on your order
don't tell my boss though he might fire me

doomsekkar trick or gng

Trick or gng! I have made up new slang called trick or gng and if they choose trick i will literally stab you till you bleed out thats the whole slang yeah

i work at little caesars bro you're tagging the wrong ppl

fuck this job
still waiting for my disability check

maybe even crack cocaine

i don't watch hrt but i think that jovial merriment motherfucker uses steroids

can i come with you

:(

thank you homie

wanna work at little caesar's with me (i'll get a raise if i recommend someone PLEASE JOIN PLEA)

who wanna work at little caesars with me
i'll vouch you trust

Always hated this fraud and a faker i am the better pumpkin #packwatch

it looks ugly i agree with this one

i've never listened to tealer the cryostasis but apparently he dropped an album yesterday
"don't tap the glass" or smth idk

how high are you

@moistundemanding.bsky.social is actually pretty cool

dude i have like an oil can in my front yard so i can dive in oil puddles i find back to my house (and vice versa)

pretty sick shit ngl

i'd like to formally apologize to @lampington.bsky.social for using the wrong pronouns. mb bro i won't do it again

oops

me n bro #siblings #oiledup #wtflomp

this guy got mad cuz he got a virus from my onlyfans.

quit clicking those "hot milfs in your area" ads jesus. not my fault you fell for the oldest trick in the book.

this is so sad i am spreading awarenessss. nobody d eserv es to be bricked up…

it was funny as shit dude whatchu talkin bout

i miss you oiled

fly high 🕊️

one time my brother and i were walking on the sidewalk and some idiot waving a sword around cut his arrow tip off

we went to the hospital and he had to replace his tip with two bricks and so now we call him bricked up

it must be something you did