Suddenly I want to listen to Janet Jackson. Do you have a fav song from her?

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

Why we always choose the Bear...

Also - what is wrong with y'all?

My toxic trait is that I'll always Step in the Name of Love (Remix)

Per my last tweet, I also would like to thank all the undercover baddies living their best kink life but still having the time and energy to expose hypocritical toxic assholes. You are my heroes.

Kristi Noem 'Devastated' by Report of Husband Bryon's 'Double Life' Dressing as a Woman Kristi Noem has been 'blindsided' by a new report that her husband, Bryon Noem, is active on online fetish forums, allegedly posting photos of himself wearing massive fake breasts and paying thousands...

It's raining in Chicago, but you can always find a bright spot.

I'm in a zoom meeting about filling out paperwork. I have found the center of hell.

When I die, I want my headstone read, "She would have loved being here when the parking meter deal expired."

I hate all these people. Will keep watching. #ageofattraction

Such a close race!

Just woke up! Did JB win? 😂

Finished the Love is Blind Reunion and why are all the girls such a weird color? It's like burnt sienna come to life.

Where are you going for corned beef and cabbage this week? I don't want a sandwich, I want that slab of meat and flavorless leaves and a potato made for an octogenarian with no teeth.

Watching How to Get to Belfast From Heaven. It's fun, but I'm really enjoying the lack of plastic surgery. These people have real faces that move. Listen, I would trade in my body for a Pam Anderson one, but it's refreshing to see a face that is normal.

Now, does anyone have a surgeon for my jowls?

And just as predicted my joy has turned into a horrifying reality.

Killing dogs, kidnapping humans, working for Trump...may the rest of your life be filled with blistering hemorrhoids, Kristi. BE GONE.

PS: Yes the next person could be worse but for crying out loud, give me 5 minutes of joy. It's so rare these days.

Note to social media creators: Just because YOU haven't been there doesn't make it a "hidden gem" nor a "discovery." Have we not learned anything from Christopher Columbus?

This is a masterful response. 😂😂😂

Nothing infuriates me more than when I hear "Here's what I like to make when I don't feel like cooking" and they bust out tandoori chicken.

Personally, my go to is Costco hotdog, but ok.

Or they might call it Lighted Shrubbery

"I'm here today for two reasons," Bill began. "The first is that I love my country. And America was built upon the idea that no person is above the law, even Presidents — especially Presidents."

- Bill Clinton

ARREST TRUMP - WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, YOU DRY STANK PUSSING HEMORRHOID.

I love whatever this is

The state of the union should be renamed JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE FUCKIN DOING?

I'm sitting here still stunned that the Keebler elf told Jess she needs to go to pilates hahahahahahaha Love is Blind started very boring but it sure did deliver. I love how the internet is here for Jess!

Alexander Skarsgård can get it, especially gay dom Alexander Skarsgård.

OK! Which one of you has Nancy Guthrie? It was all fun and games, but now playtime is over. Hand her over!

Are You Ready For Some Foodball? "Monday Night Foodball", a dining series from legendary food writer Mike Sula, that introduces Chicago food lovers to up-and-coming Chicago culinary talent, celebrates its 200th pop-up

@mikesula.bsky.social kicks arse.

I'm in a fish market drinking an Irish coffee (weird, I know) and Magic by Olivia Newton John (RIP) is on and I'm on the verge of tears because I think I'm really hearing this song for the first time despite the millions of times I've heard it before. Or it means my period is coming.

I'm still glowing after Bad Bunny. The only thing more he could give me is a baby with a Korean woman that they named Alondra Gabriella Mofongo Kim.

As a Korean Puerto Rican American (Korican if you please)... between K Pop Demon Hunters and Bad Bunny Halftime show I feel seen.

In a cold cruel world, at least we'll always have curling as an Olympic sport. Which begs the question, why not bowling?