This post is a failure of both English and Geography

My grandma got me my first camera, a Minolta, for Christmas when I was a kid and I miss her immensely. I’d forgotten about that until seeing this.

…same

Draft Mike 2.0?

Okay — how do I filter out all americans?

After summoning media to wait an hour in the cold outside Deco.

Remember thinking how annoying it would be — then it was.

(the next time was from mom’s basement. A little tight, but much more ‘cozy’)

lol — Drake’s a dork.

While everyone else was next door for some reason…

Dooooooooooooooooope.

Off to Iowa…

Blueberry bush in backyard

bloobs

👑

Not going to lie, had to read the hat before the skeet.

Cool hat though!

Have, in the past, wondered what ever happened to this kid. Now I know.

Jeez. What a mess.

Yet more and more I’m listening to newer radio reporters thinking…

‘WE WRITE IN ALL CAPS FOR A REASON. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHISPERING TO?’

Once burned my mom good with a glaring “You Rita Repulsa.”

They *say* it’s ‘woke’ but it *seems* ‘don’t say gay’…

Third option: The Peen Machine.