This is a more egregious redaction than the Epstein files

Because I’m ALWAYS right about EVERYTHING, I’ve decided that Die Hard IS a Xmas film. That fact alone should be sufficient to settle all future debates around this subject

Besides, it's not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower!

Die Hard is a Christmas film because John Maclean wouldn’t be there if it hadn’t been a Christmas party

A truly beautiful voice.

There are no word for this kind of heartbreaking news. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your mum lives on in you now because you were a part of her. My thoughts are with your whole family.

Normalise this look

Try a hot water bottle on it. That always works when my back seizes up.

Basically, you’ve peaked if you’re a middle-aged man with a mane, nonchalantly eating a packet of Custard Crème.

“I hope this email finds you well”

How the email finds me :-

Why are you still giving that prat
a platform?

a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head . ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .

How I arrived on Bluesky

Could be worse, man. It could be the Frog Brothers tapping on your window !

@rickedwards1.bsky.social do you remember this stone cold CLASSIC?

I hate it when tins of bumhole get mislabeled

Imagine that cųnt at a party

Rare form indeed.

#HZ

2024 Wipe or we riot, Brooker !

Very strange fella

I neck a can of Red Bull first thing then I’m good to go until my microwave Rustlers burger at tea time.

Me putting the bins out this morning