Distract yourself from Bluesky glitches with a new public episode! Proven-wrong guesses about the GTA-leak, almost0-certainly-wrong guesses about Epic's Disney shooter, and discussions of three actual videogames. Find it on Patreon or wherever you get your podcasts: www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
A new free episode! In which Alice gets extremely furious about Split Fiction, Nate considers the bugpunk of Morrowind, Brendy fails to play Highguard and Jonty does a journalism. Find it here or wherever you get your pods. shows.acast.com/total-playtime
A new free episode! Nate fights Tim Cain, Alice gets into crystals and Brendy's illicit Lego. Find it here or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Merry Christmas, everybody! Our gift to you is guest host Anthony Hopkins, and also some grumbling about awards shows: www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
A new episode for Patreons, in which we each argue for a vintage game that should be resurrected for a modern audience. Thrill as Nate plays the hits, Jonty plays the open-world bugs, and Brendy attracts Alice's undisguised contempt. On Patreon and Spotify now: www.patreon.com/posts/145095...
This week our Patreon operatives' mission is to listen to us laugh at Sam Fisher, in the first of the Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell novelisations (it is called Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell). Featuring advanced Krav Maga techniques, and covert spy @johnnyohnny.bsky.social
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Our latest episode for supporters is a return to the videogame Popes, who must save select videogames via the medium of product placement. Available now on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
The second episode of Text Adventure is live for Patreon backers, in which @edwinet.bsky.social joins us to judge the prequel to Mass Effect: Andromeda and Nate attempts to guess what Asari look like. Find it on Patreon and Spotify. www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
The title page for ANIMAL CROSSING: EVENT HORIZON
Isabelle in the captain’s chair, babbling happily about not needing eyes to see after gouging her own ones out.
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
A new public episode! We gather to discuss important matters of Mario, Silksong and Strange Antiquities, and Nate prepares a quiz about strange things of antiquity. Find it wherever you get your pods.
A new episode for special sausages, in which we cast the newly-announced Call of Duty movie and Alice gets mad at America for broadly unrelated reasons. Find it on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
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A new public episode! Alice went to Gamescom and she's here to talk about the games she saw, the PR she robbed, and the tractor she stood in front of. Find it on Patreon or wherever you get your pods. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
New for Patreons: the first episode of Text Adventure, our videogame book club! @brendyc.bsky.social joins us to discuss Assassin's Creed Brotherhood by Oliver Bowden, which turns out to be bad in an extremely videogames way. Listen on Patreon now: www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
A new Patreon episode, in which we contemplate returning to game worlds ten years later, and Nate tries to dox us by getting us to reveal our local pubs. Available for special sausages right now: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
A new public episode! Alice was out of action so Jonty and Nate met to talk sex games, Battlefield and Bioshock. Listen on Patreon and whereever you find your podcasts. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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A new regular episode! Alice is off, so it fell to Nate and Jonty to despair over the Microsoft layoffs, cherish some good news for games media and workshop a Quake 2/Kumars at Number 47 crossover. Available on Acast and wherever you get your pods. shows.acast.com/total-playti...
A new Patreon episode, in which noted expert Nate explains Warhammer. Come for the extremely unlicenced Loungehammer music, stay for Paul Blart: Space Marine and Alice getting extremely furious about her faction assignment: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
A new episode, in which we've all been playing games and only one of them is MindsEye. We do not recommend playing MindsEye. It's here and in your podcatching apps: shows.acast.com/total-playti...
A new Patreon episode: papal proclamations to save gaming, while outwitting the dastardly Gamer Satan and his efforts to create Games 2. Just think, in other podcasts that might seem weird. Listen on Patreon or Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/131820...
Possibly? We think it was using his webcam mic instead of the headset.
Not right now, although we do still drop into the Other Place's Discord.
During tonight's recording Nate suggested Warhammer 40K factions for Alice and Jonty based on vibes. Any predictions for what he chose?
Just realised we didn't post last week's episode on here. So: there's a new episode! Three very tired people talk about bad times at Bungie, Palworld's legal problems, and a beasted butler. www.patreon.com/posts/130196...
We will continue to post the public episodes to Acast, they've just discontinued support for private ones. No reason has been given, so we're assuming it's to drive platform lock-in for Patreon, which will be described as "platform innovation". We will all endure.
HELLO. An administrative notice for the special sausages: we are no longer able to distribute premium episodes via Acast, so you will need to get them from the private Patreon RSS feed. You're probably doing that already, but if not there's a guide to that here: support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/art...
A wholehearted recommendation for everyone interested in video games and banter.
The Patreon episodes are great too btw. The bit where they guessed games based on a character from that game calling in was top notch (one of many)!
Thanks Pat! <3
This episode includes possibly the most tedious game feature request imaginable. But we also found out how Alice will kill Nate so there's good lore in there too.
