Who is in charge of Canes Jail? Because it’s gonna be a long night with all these bookings to process

NIPS OUT FOR NIKOLAJ, Y’ALL

You have a true talent for this 👏🏽

Screenshot from an ESPN social media clip asking NHL players the first person who comes to mind when they think of the Chicago Blackhawks. Seth Jarvis said Teuvo Teräväinen

Seth Jarvis: he’s just like us 🥹

When I saw the away jersey reveal on LinkedIn (don’t laugh, I have to work 😅) I said “I hate it” out loud. After a quick scroll here, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this way 😀

I already have my “It’s fall, y’all” kitchen towels on display 😀

Thank you! I asked at the other place and someone said they have a Jarvy one. Apparently they got it around 23-24 season. You’re right about the random Fanatics stuff, which is why I was curious about the background of this one!!

Front of shirt with Carolina Hurricanes logo

Back of shirt with “71 Fast” and NHLPA logo

Canes fam! One of my friends found this Jesper Fast shirt at a thrift shop in Jersey 😀 I’m unfamiliar with this Fanatics design, anyone have a similar shirt and can remember when this came out?

This period of Mercury in retrograde has really done a number on me. 🙃 Friends, all I ask is to please send good vibes my way 😑

LOL! I am a basic Keurig betch (judge me all you want!) and the first time I tried this k-cup, I crossed everything off my to-do list.

It was then that I realized why people do drugs 😅

Um please tell me you are only drinking this as a shot and not by the liter 😅

Looks good on ya! Enjoy your day! 🤘

My coffee is acquired as well. Make it a good day! 😄

Bullying works 😤

You had me at frozen water knife shoe slut auction. You should work in the NHL marketing department

29 years- it’s the end of an era and I understand the bittersweet feeling! Here’s to a smooth move to the coast, and cheers to new beginnings 🥂

Game 1 of the SCF going to OT? Love how everyone is suffering already! 😀

Breakfast of a champ 🏆 Have a good one!!

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE

YESSSSS I was asking who had this meme on deck and it’s Ches 🤠

I’m dehydrated, I’m sleepy, it’s a school night but I can’t look away #RaiseUp

Screenshot of NHL LinkedIn account congratulating the Florida Panthers on being sports team of the year by Sports Business Journal

Not the Panthers ambushing me on my LinkedIn feed 😩

There are kids in that household and the older ones appear to be teenagers so I’m guessing one of them took the aux and was definitely in their feelings 😩

OK! The Spanish music is back! But since I don’t know the language I have no idea if the lyrics are sad 😅

LOL I’m not sure!! But their kids play soccer outside (they have a big yard) so I am confused about the sudden change in music 🥺

I’ve been living here over a year and they never play English songs. What is going on?!!!

Chat, my neighbor who normally blasts upbeat Spanish songs is now playing Coldplay’s “Parachutes” album and Adele’s “Someone like you” 😭 Are they going through a breakup? Who did this to them?!

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👀 I am intrigued- will look out for these next time I’m at Walmart!

I mean, I’m only 4 years in but I am also vested. No turning back now!