Thanks Mark! Hope you enjoyed it :)

Never a truer word spoken.

I hope you enjoy it! It’s a bit crazy but fun I think

Listen, we’ve all had to do tough jobs between gigs…

I knew this place, and your account, would be exactly where I would find the best possible eulogy today

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Trying to be cool about this but what I really want to say is… OH MY GOD I MADE THE TRAILER!! TWICE!!!

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It was Mike Wozniak Lookalike Night in the Sean Bean Lounge…

I fully believe that one of the foundational cracks in our society is we have let it become too easy to pretend to be rich or clever.

I *too*do not want to sound like an asshole, but I had a conversation recently where I gently had to explain to a friend that El*n did not himself design the electric cars and space rockets…

Last month I heard from a friend “I don’t do Gaza” and I still think about that moment

My God. This broke my heart

Ah yes, partition. That famously peaceful event where half of my family was *not* massacred on the trains.

the orange of sodium lamps. porch lights on rural roads. seeing parties & gatherings through open curtains from the street. getting a really good idea & actually being able to follow through on it. the way old pianos smell. the zen exhaustion you get after swimming in the ocean for a couple of hours

An opinion I hold strongly is that Love Actually is so bad, and hating on it now so enshrined, that it makes us all forget how good Four Weddings and Notting Hill are as films

I love this genre of which directors would make the movie the best. After Almodovar (lay down your cards gentlemen, there will be no more poker played here tonight) I humbly suggest Gus Van Sant

This discourse is maddening. Basic human rights are not some kind of cute political bargaining chip.

I have actually seen one of these in the wild. Outside the business class lounge of British Aiways at Heathrow. Which is of course exactly where it belongs

I keep opening this app up to post, but all I want to say is “it is SO much nicer here”, like someone just rescued from the compound of a religious cult. I might just keep posting that until the trauma wears off

Comfort movie

a social media site is not where your life lives nor the work of it, it’s a game you play on your phone. the worst people in the world want you believe it’s the former, and have become richer and more powerful by selling that lie. you don’t have to live on their terms.

Wonderful! Congratulations! ♥️

There’s always another, deeper, circle of hell…

Twitter really is awful isn’t it? I’m finally giving up and arriving here shivering, covered in a tinfoil blanket, and muttering incomprehensibly…

Spent the summer yelling at Jonny Lee Miller. Can recommend.

Thanks to the Almeida Theatre for letting me shout in the evenings for money.

God I had this exact thing tonight meeting a famous person’s wife. I stuck out my hand to pre-empt the hug question and was tortured all the way home that I seemed super rude