Graphic celebrating Alex Ovechkin's 878th career goal.

HE'S 17 GOALS AWAY FROM HISTORY!

Imagine if everyone who took the fed employee buyout worked from the office on their last day and upperdeckered a toilet

NOVA Machine Never Breaks

fondly remembering when JD Vance fucked that couch

What’s harder to sing without singing in a British accent, Cocksparrer or Billy Bragg? #oibruv

The cat is clearly trying to take you to one of its heavy metal vomit parties.