Oh good they got our sponsor in there after all!

@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social you dont have to share my @ but i loved hearing you shout out my name on the pod! ♥️ Here’s the chapters for this weeks episode, it’s gone away from longer college course titles and to mini chapters 😂

Lol, it didn't specify the medical disclaimers were about curved penises... but what is a curved penis to a robot?

SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS WATCHING NOBODY OR NOBODY 2: "And you call him The Barber despite the fact that he is clearly contantly getting his hair cut, rather than cutting hair?"

Does anyone know if there's a Mario movie sequel coming out? I think there is but I'm not sure.

Maybe 5... 6 max... more videos of the cast talking about their favorite video games growing up and I will be certain.

I think the basic details, I can get, it's the ones where they add a title as though it was a college course that I feel weird about lol

@andrewtavin.bsky.social have you seen spotify attempt to give your episodes of HoH “chapters“ ? 😂

Oh wow that's so weird! I did give it permission to do so (it said it might impact my reach if I didn't) but I didn't know it would do it like this.

Lol, thank you for bringing this to my attention!

I would like yo believe they filmed ten different #Oscars endings depending on what won

I won

*they're playing Greenday's "Holiday" in the sandwich shop*

ME: This brings me back

SANDWICH COUNTER GIRL: Yeah they play retro stuff like from 2010

*I being to crumble into dust*

ME: This was from American Idiot, actually

SCG: Ah yeah, 90s stuff, sorry

*my disintegration completes*

If tech companies were a romantic partner they'd be like "good morning honey, I rounded off all the corners in the apartment while you were sleeping. Also, do you want me to write your emails for you? You can say no but I won't stop asking"

This girl on the subway has the tiniest sliver of battery left and she keeps trying to search "Ray Romano" on Instagram I promise I wasn't trying to spy but we're underground and the internet isn't working

I love anime

Finally a hobbit who will have no time for a game of riddles

Bill Burr Baggins.

Like he talks in the exasperrated voice "we gotta get rid of this freaking ring!"

Woo! Thanks for listening!

@andrewtavin.bsky.social 5/5 Vicodin

Give yourself a break. You were never supposed to be fully cognizant of your current circumstances

a man in a suit is holding a hammer in his right hand ALT: a man in a suit is holding a hammer in his right hand

And for a biweekly show!

Looks like you're 2025's Top Cuddy Buddy!

Thank you for listening!

@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social i didnt mean for this to happen but it did, i love my vaguely a house recap podcast 🤍

racist guy running for Owl City council: “there were, at most, only about 1-2 million fireflies”

I get that the "establishment" wants to torpedo upstart progressive populists, but I think it matters what you give them to work with

BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes

Because few people care about abortion in their day to day life as much as a small but significant minority of gun guys care about their guns each and every day

This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way.

Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /

Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside

House of House Episode 105: Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/18/2025 · 1h 23m

The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright!

It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at.

Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?!
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Different account, to be clear

Oh and it gets worse