JD couldn't get a futon on an "Everything must go!" Holiday weekend.

That couch is way out of his league.

Who put the "ram" in the "rama lama ding dong"?

The shooter literally said Kirk was spreading lies and hate at a family dinner.
Hello cause meet Mr effect.

Hedsweat should be locked up just for wearing that jacket!

President Buttercup wouldn't survive two days of boot camp.

Any idea when"Elephant ear" and "corn dog " concession stand permits'll be available?

I don't believe him.
It's a known fact that Jesus saves at Waffle House.

Johnny Otis - Willie And The Hand Jive (1958) YouTube video by NVNCBL

youtu.be/QvOuTInrue0?...

It is now !

Look !
A photo of fat fuck doing the "handjob" dance .

I heard Melania has 2 assholes
One she sits on,and one she sends to the oval office.

Throw in Murkowski and it's a deal !

He's been in Melanias sock drawer.

Doesn't he have a nap to take?

....and couches

Cool
Last one on the planet please hit the light on the way out.

Cthulhu 2028

"We"
You got a mouse in yer pocket?

Hearing "get the fahk outta New Hampshire" is sweet music to this displaced New Englanders ears.

2016 is on the phone.
It would like it's propaganda returned.

Let him?
No one says "No" at S'more-a-lago.
He was probably on a sugar soda high.

I like to pretend he unknowingly. "Liberaceified" the White House.
Replace"abomination" with "fabulous catastrophe" and Viola !
Sanity restored

Many people are saying Hillarys server and Hunter's laptop will be the feature bout in the first annual "Roust About in the White House"®

Well at least they're pandering to "us" and not the experts !

Shame.
He was so good in Nasferatu.

The cult is lost.
Look for the straggler.

I newsom guy who did that.
Didn't work out well.

"dirty little secrets" is my favorite new band name.

Well , in my opin.....
Squirrel !

Me every morning