Her own Husband you’d think she’d Noem better than that 🤭😂

Bath time 🫧 🦶 🍑

Hahahahaha Ted is hilarious

Stoned AF and watching Ted Season 2 💗

💛 or 🩵

Late night sauna time 🥵

I walk into my moms house for the 1st time since Christmas and 1st thing she says

“did you see Lady Gaga did another demonic ritual thing on stage… I saw it on TikTok”

🙃😤

Gen Z is so cooked, how you vaping in the Sauna 😭 excuse me

Hey fellas 👋🏼

Gym timeeee

Exactly!

All I want is to sit on P***o p*****s face once, just ONCE 😭

“28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” it’s a direct sequel… so more of what this one was

Same it was a 5/10 for me… and I feel like alot of ppl felt the same I think the next one is gonna severely underperform bc of how much they disappointed us with this one

Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

Blessed to see the gorgeous technicolor dream KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN Last night such a beautifully shot, acted & sung film. JLo is a spectacle! With what’s going on right now in this country, it’s a beautiful LGBTQ love story and provides some much needed escapism 🫶🏼

I wanna cuddle any takers?

*Googles the CEO of Tylenol

Is my future husband on bluesky? 🧐 hmm 🤨

@littleeddybear.bsky.social saw ur post 100% PRLG made us 🏳️‍🌈 😂

Feeling very 1999 at the gym today ⚡️ 💪🏼

a red and white power ranger stands in front of a gold shield Alt: Red power ranger Leo from lost galaxy morphing

LOST GALAXY MADE ME GAY… it was meant to be

1000% AGREEE! 🙌🏼

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

Not my mom getting rid of her chairs that happen to look like “Ghostface” 😭

I'm sure my name continues to be mentioned in conversations, similar to how he would constantly complain about his ex & his ex's friends. Repeating the same stories about how they were losers etc. but it's very telling that anytime someone falls out with him they end up following/reaching out to me.

I find it so satisfying when an ex of my former friend/roommate ends up adding me on social media & I see they no longer follow him as it implies he's clearly still bringing me up & that I have maintained a clear level of relevance in his social circle 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stepping into my 30s like… 🎁 🎂

When we lived in Vegas My mom once tried to set me up with a pre-fame Michael Cimino. He wasn’t an actor yet and anytime we watch anything with him she retells this story 😭