She's a morning dog.

Went to a town about 45 minutes away. They were having a town stroll event where if you visited 10 shops you'd get entered into a raffle. I thought sure and did the thing. Wound up winning something! I never win things. It's a gc to a hair salon. So now I'm hoping I'll find a person who can use it.

It's just the bikes but I'll take it is guess. Would be weird for Oikawa to just be wandering about. I actually haven't had time to play since I got Luuk

I just saw they're collabing with Haikyuu, though. This is very important to me.

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

Someone I work with loaded pictures of themself and asked it to tell them their seasonal colors and recommend outfits. And then me thinking how long until those pictures end up in some deep fake porn or junk like that.

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

They have called the royal physician and I'm just thinking if the translator had trouble not calling them the fish-ician.

I originally bought the series because I thought the fish looked fun. No research, just vibes. Super excited I did now!

Is this Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish? I'm aaaaaalmost done book 1. I didn't expect it to be so funny, I love it.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Thank you 💕 car and tooth are reasonably fixed, so got through it. Ready to let March go and work on April!

no april fools today. there’s enough nonsense already. we’re tired.

Just sitting here on my lunch break thinking about how if I had a Steam Deck, I could be getting through my game backlog right now.

Yep. I swear I'll check where she's sniffing and nothing is there and suddenly she's chomping away on a chicken wing bone or garbage that materialized.

Therapist: Sure, just didn't think we were going in this direction.

Me: Now you see why it takes me 4 hours to watch a 30 minute TV show.

Me: So I realized I keep hoarding things because if I use them, they're gone. Like I've been saving the last can of cranberry ginger ale for 4 months now.

Therapist: You want to talk about ginger ale?

Me: Yes.

Therapist: What's been going on since our last session?

Me: Well in the last week a squirrel caused $1600 in damage to my car, my grandma died, and I broke my tooth and have to do an emergency dentist appointment on Tuesday.

Therapist: That's a lot. What do you want to talk about first?

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Soggy birb

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Do we like birbs here?

This is all getting to be too much. At this point can we just re-divide the world into 2 countries? One is AI Land and the other is Good Human Land. Eventually AI land will just kill itself anyway, but I'd like to be less entwined.

Omg they can be so mean!

Fingers crossed for you front here. May the car silliness end right now for everyone 🙏

Honestly just fuck cars today lol. I think there is a car-only celestial debacle happening. I just had to get mine towed because a squirrel decided to nibble the delicacies encased under the car hood.

Normal people at 11pm on a work night: sleeping

Me at 11pm on a work night: looking up if canned onions exist

A black hoodie with a black and pink monokuma. Placed on it are a paper showing this is a 15th anniversary special and a Keychain showing characters in sprite form.

When the world is being terrible it is important to practice self care in the form of a two-tone murder bear. Thanks for starting the week off on a high @spikechunsoftinc.bsky.social

#danganronpa #danganronpa15thanniversary

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.