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Posts by JohnWest_JAWS

Lol. He's a financier you tart!

Before retiring he'd advise government on tax law then next day sell solutions to rich fuckers!

I now own the firm yet am very vocal for a 2% wealth tax.

Isle of Man guy will give anyone a lift on his jet at sniff of a deal with the firm. 😉

Cheaper than Ryanair!

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My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social was Public Relations Officer for British Naturists as per his bio.

I'm crowd funding for his legal defence as British Naturists are now suing him to keep his clothes ON as the ugly twat is fucking their image. Tesco has a similar case against him. 🥺 #ThisIsAllTrue

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Post you in another country

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Army veterans have just staged a PEACEFUL PROTEST at the Capitol Building against the war in Iran and we're arrested!

How long before Trump denounces them as domestic terrorists, unlike those nice tourists who showed up there on Jan 6th?

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'Mum is finally free!' Pensioner detained by ICE in US returns to France Marie-Thérèse had moved to the US after reuniting with her long-lost love, an American man who died in January.

A bit of good news

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Also the Montana is out.

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The the bees go crazy for 2 days, then all the petals fall off and that's it until next year! 😁

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Mine sat as buds for weeks and then... b(l)oom! 😂

It's a "tree peony", we have a small shrub peony in front and it's just at the leaf making stage...

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Very nice! Mine are still at the small bud stage...

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Peonies in full bloom.

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I've been jokingly beating my girlfriend Manda telling her she lives in fear of me!!

Manda: "Carry on Sarah and I'll propel your dentist into a brand new tax bracket!" 😳🥺🤗🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I've heard of "beat my pussy" but THIS is a BDSM genre I'm not familiar with....

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I've bought hundreds of bricks for a PR stunt for a biz I'm involved in.

Girlfriend Helen gave me an evil look. "Send some to your mates with a 2nd class stamp. They'll have to go to sorting office and pay £8 fee. Include a sarcastic note."

THIS is why I love Helen. She's a bastard! 🤣🤣🥰🥰

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Girlfriend Jen starts work at my PR company tomorrow. She's excited and worried. I've told her to shadow my Director Ellie for a month and learn

Jen: "I thought Mike is Director?"

Me: "Only for optics. Companies trust and pay men more. Sad but true. But you take no shit from clients!"

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a dog is standing on its hind legs in a room . ALT: a dog is standing on its hind legs in a room .

Nice!!

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#SpotTheScammer

@abrahamsambo.bsky.social jumped straight into my DMs. I knew he would. Wants to get to know me and ask about weather in UK to establish trust.

I've reversed imaged his pics of his village. They're stolen from FB and Insta.

What a scamming fucker! #reported

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After playing snooker, my mate @kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social took a girl back to his bedsit.

She lay naked and spreadeagled (voluntarily this time!) as Kev studied her whilst chalking his cock!

She asked what he was doing. He said "Deciding between the easy pink or tight brown." #ThisIsAllTrue

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Meanwhile, in the UK.

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He's an evil piece of shit, and after 10 years we're closing in on everyone seeing it

He's *dismissing* hundreds of raped kids—and I bet a lot of people who hear him do so will imagine that he's doing something so otherwise unthinkable because some of those kids were his victims

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From this article it is obvious they have access to a lot of personal information in trials at Chelsea and Westminster Foundation Trust. Sounds like they are using for waiting list management and theatre scheduling which would be lots of personal health data being accessed.

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Smalls have got their pizza and dough balls, we can now sit down and have a small libation. #WhisperingAngel Happy Friday Bluebs. 🥂🥂

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At charity auction tonight. Host whispered "Help me out. When the vintage Matchbox car comes up, open bidding at £100."

I did and host shouted "SOLD!"

Dad was sat next to me and burst out laughing! "That's worth a fiver! You've been fucking stitched up!"

Bastard lol! I'll get my revenge! 🥺🤬🤣🤣

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It's Friday so fuck it! Check out www.perfectlytimedphotos.com for a few giggles.

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a man dressed as a mime is wearing a black hat and suspenders . ALT: a man dressed as a mime is wearing a black hat and suspenders .

"There are two rules. Number one, you don't talk about mime club...."

4 days ago 13 1 1 0

Just like A(ctual) I(gnorance), the algorithms cannot tell good from bad, right from wrong, credible from incredible, it's all a numbers game.

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There is a fundamental issue with social media - it rewards anger.

The algorithms promote angry words.

Not intellect, not poetry - anger.
And stupidity.

Maybe we all need to walk away.
Because they feed off us.

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@drijackson.bsky.social

I am about to go ballistic at the NHS.

Tell me why I shouldn't.

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I suspect someone is impersonating you on X.
Might be linked to ex GP David Cartland, DM me if you need further info.
x.com/RussInCheshire

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at least blue sky is working

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Charles really needs to feign a last minute illness. He can't go to America.

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