The Average Great White Band #WhaleSupergroups

V.E.M. would fit on the drum kit, too.

Neither is magnificent if I'm honest but probably Quin/Trials if pushed. The latter is fun.

"Howdy-doodly-doo!" Or was that Ned Flanders?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ANTI-MATTER

The spirit of Woodward and Bernstein lives on. Edward and Elmer.

a woman is holding a microphone next to a teddy bear that is saying thank you . Alt: Bungle from Rainbow.

Police accused of Bungling the investigation

Melodies aren't rushing to the party either, FR. #TOTP

It was the worst of times, it was... well, you get the idea #totp

Dramatically slowed down minor key version of Tony and Basil's Micky, as used in a John Lewis Christmas advert. #totp

Hello. This isnt very good, is it? 'Bye. #totp

Ah, from the Book of AI Translation in the Apocrypha, which controversially changes the more familiar "water" and "wine".

Dazza? He's the lad who, er, you know. In the Parliament.

Peppa Spray. Isn't that illegal?

And in similar vein, when I get a new follower

That one was a Blur to me.

No one sees mine. Apparently. Not that I'm bothered or anything.

Magyar 1 MAGA 0.

Tisza, Tisza, Orb fall down. Come on SNL UK, gissa job.

"Who are the new ruling party in Hungary?" "Tisza". "Bless you. Who are they, though?"

#Pungary

But how is this relevant to 2026?

Oh, yeah.

The Emirates crowd will be like an extra man. For Athleti. The bleating will be incessant.

Well, that's ruined that, then.

I've followed them. Looks like I'm in very good company.

How "forthcoming" is the book, Jon? I am belatedly discovering a liking for Ghost Stories for Christmas after a lifetime in a house full of scaredy cats.

It's all gone a bit "Coupling" this morning, what with happy trotting elfery on another post. I approve.

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Not these days, and certainly not at 0-2 against a poor team.

Some people don't understand comedy. And, changing the subject, good evening.