:)

Can a hag and a milf really make it work.

Do you need to use one, darling?

Put that stretch mark cream away. Accept your sag. Accept it. You are weak and mortal and pathetic and have bigger problems because of it.

I might just have to celebrate with you then.

YYYAAAAYYY <3

a man with a beard and blood on his chest is standing in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard and blood on his chest is standing in a dark room

i want him

*googles how to be more beautiful and milfy.*

🦋

// Two endings in a golden cage. 🕊️

JUST

Sorry i was juse airing out the flaps.

🦋

Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat. Man meat.

…?

[Returns with blood all over her face.]

😋

YES SIR!!!

GASP.

You’re right

I wish I was a vampire 🧛🏻‍♂️

[reading a trashy mag, waiting for anyone to come in.]

//rotating her in my mind so rapidly

//snzzzzzzz............

You're welcome.

Auuuuuu.

…..
um.

Hello!

Sooooo pretty.

[places new kettle in the staffroom.]