A storefront for "Just Hats" displaying sweatshirts and jackets.

Oh you LYING Motherfucking' PRICKS!

Plain (real Greek) yogurt with honey is a level of wonderful unearned by mankind.

Would.

Whoa, you drew this in 20 minutes while walking and drinking coffee?

Can you undo it? I could use the time back.

Wait, is this not what they actually said?

How about Rosé Aloof? Or Rosé Indifferent?

Do you think the fifth dentist they surveyed got excited thinking "hehe I'm about to completely fuck this up for them"?

The mental image is kinda like letting go of a balloon filled with whipped cream and watching it fly around the room deflating.

Why bother when we already have C-SPAN?

Roquefort Nevercalls

Yeah, was it anyone we knew?

We need chickens for eggs, and we need chickens for chicken, and we need chickens to make more chickens.

That's a lot of chickens.

Can't afford Uber.

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Fuck, that's adorable.

Whoot whoot! Chekov's Knot is now in effect.

My theory is that we are in a simulation and that different reality modules were written in different languages, which is why quantum and classical physics (et al.) can coexist.

Anybody else think Pawbert's punishment should be getting edged by Flash?

I'm an adult who just wrote that sentence out loud.

I just tried to take a photo of the moon from an airplane window and my cell camera told me to "move back to improve focus".

Kinda not really sure that'll help.

A Lime rental scooter.

A close-up of the steering column for the Line Scooter, which has a sticker that says "Call Lime at 1-888-546-3345, followed by two lines of something written in braille.

OK... who's the braille for?

It's orange-tagged on the back window, so I guess whenever a truck sees it...

A car with FIVE parking citations under the windshield wiper.

Psst, I think they want you to move.

Charge for a session and you get paid once. Offer the season for free and then hypnotize them into sending you money every week and then you're set.

Hopefully they can find a company that specializes in furnishings that maximize the functional use of smaller spaces to help design it.

After this week's preview, I can tell I am really not going to handle summer temperatures well.

Sun Gonna Shine in My Back Door Some Day YouTube video by The Laneville-Johnson Union Brass - Topic

This album falls into the "so pure it can only be great (even though it's horrible)" category occupied by The Shaggs and Wesley Willis. It's more DIY than punk rock and more personal than emo. I love it both ironically and unironically, and that is not a contradiction; it has layers.

I know some people think we've lost touch with nature and our primitive selves, but I honestly can't imagine the hunter-gatherers in 10,000 BCE sweating and grunting much more than I do carrying the groceries upstairs.

I recently had to contact Wikipedia support because my PW has expired and the email address on file was from my Netcom shell account.

116 Examples Of Behaviors People Later Realized Were Signs Of Neurodivergence For many people, the realization doesn’t come all at once. It’s a slow accumulation of moments where something clicks and past behaviors suddenly make sense. These shared experiences highlight traits ...

I know there are a ton of listicles like those around, but I've never seen one with such a high hit rate.