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A polar bear mascot holding a blue balloon stands in front of a statue of himself.

Reito-kun the polar bear, mascot of Haier home appliances, stands in front of a statue of himself.

i've been having bad/catastrophic recurring dreams a lot lately too 😣

the mailman tried putting mail in the mailbox but the doggy in the yard ran and attacked him. she put him in a headlock and enveloped him in her long, shapely, muscular legs. no mail today

😞

hoh!

i keep having dreams about elevators malfunctioning and crushing people, so i’m guessing that’s a fear i have more than i realize 🫣

also getting chased by people through elevators or losing track of someone because of them missing the door

i used to be big Ween fan but now i’m lukewarm as well

it’s funny they always get compared to They Might Be Giants and Phish, two bands i really do not like

The word "perturb" on a stylized background

this is a fake exchange i wrote but i’m not exaggerating the tone/attitude even a little

Image of panda without eyepatches: “I was feeling inspired today so I doodled this. It really conveys everything I intended it to in a way I can be happy with. Nice!” quote retweet: whenever people draw with this aesthetic you IMMEDIATELY know their personality is fucking insufferable

whenever i look at twitter every post feels like this

i'm imagining if an intrepid prankster rearranged the letters to say Mr Panties

i never realized the Energizer Bunny was a reaction to this dude. what a swipe

i'm the best journal on Bluesky

I’m the best

i make up for my lack of intelligence with an abundance of awesomeness

we’re starting an “oldspaper” that reports on the olds from yore. examples:

- Jan 1993 referendum on paving more sidewalk outside Broomfield Elementary
- Blues legend Howlin’ Wolf has passed at the age of 65
- Mount Etna erupts
- Rumor: Pre-sliced bread set to hit shelves this year

i was disappointed when The Toe Bro got his license suspended and had to take down all his videos

the king of the hungle!

rooaaaaaaaaahhhhh! (my impression of a lion)

Hüsker Dü New Day Rising album art with panda without eye patches in the background

New Skin Shedding

a man stands in front of a microphone with the words kick it on the screen ALT: a man stands in front of a microphone with the words kick it on the screen

the Loli Def Jam:

“She say ‘Does cunny taste like kabocha pie?’ Made me mad as hell, I said ‘Don’t ask me no damn question like that, I ain’t never had no kabocha pie!’”

it's time to go from playtime to realtime. IRL violence and subjection

I am an inspiration to everyone

those who see it as childhood = enhanced are living the good life

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when i grow up i want to become a banana and then be peeled