ahahahahs i mean i recall twenty thousand people called Jacques but i may just be too busy bumming the tudors

This is a really lovely job, and I so enjoyed doing it: opportunities.creativescotland.com/opportunity/...

I have tried to read it so many times, but everyone has the same name and I cannot bear it.

Towards the possibility of bath time.

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Simply cannot believe it to be pollen when i become itchy around midnight - atypical werewolf symptoms?

YES THIS IS WHAT I CRAVE

For-HEAD, I assume, a good old iamb on the bonce

TULIPIERE FUCKUMENTARY Peanut butter on face Egg on face Peanut butter on face Egg on face Peanut butter on face Sorry to be all thingy about stuff The cultural wing of my workplace Wants to add me on LinkedIn

Colin Herd

simply require sweeping concerns in my novels atm

correct, that is a pink patterned waste paper basket costing 78 british quids

‘Alice, what would you buy if money were no object?’

www.cambridgeimprint.co.uk/product-cate...

paging @annascottpiano.bsky.social

New university free speech complaints system to come into force this year Universities could face fines of £500,000 or 2% of their income if they are found to have failed to protect free speech.

Wow. This fine for 'not protecting' 'free speech' in UK universities is going to be the last nail in the coffin for universities isn't it? Because it's not about freedom. It's about protecting the ability for bigots to bigot in places of education, not the rights of students or staff. Slowest clap.

OH NO MY HEARTTTTT

YESSSSSSS!!!! I bet they have a direct line to God and know how to conduct Palestrina & speak a bit of Latin.

imagining that one can get pretty hefty if one’s house is the house of god

ooooooh what was it?

Growing up in the online world: a national consultation We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month.

Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it.

www.gov.uk/government/c...

blue and white toile bedsheets - product shot

Absolutely thrilled with the silliness of my new bedsheets - toile forever!

www.next.co.uk/style/su7093...

New moon! New moon! tend to all you wish to grow! invite good fortune in!

the pear!

‘This is Captain Kathryn Janeway’

a cartoon character peeking out from under a brick wall ALT: a cartoon character peeking out from under a brick wall

I understand! the offer is withdrawn

i can make you some but i worry re: actual efficacy

the king canute of menstrual blood

Got my period recently (I’m not meant to) and was so enraged that I just took a load of tranexamic acid until it fucked back off again.

oh it’s GORGEOUS

'Alice, what is a bothered sonnet?'

Its like when cream splits in a custard and you *almost* beat it back to smoothness but there are still lumps, and the sieve you would have used has got all the fresh fruit in it and there isn't really anywhere else to put it so the lumps stay.

absolutely furious with myself to discover that this thing I'm doing would work better as broken/bothered sonnets