So, private bone-spurs wants to award himself the Medal of Honor
🤦🏽‍♂️Doctor Christ!

Because he’s the pope we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So, Trump will go after him because he can take it.

Sorry, Trump, but I don’t think the Pope is weak on crime.

We all know Jesus was an oil man, who loves high gas prices. That’s all well-documented in “2 Dumb-fuckians

If God did, in fact, choose Trump, I think it’s time to 25A God.

Can we all forgive Trump for not having a favorite Bible passage? After all, the Bible makes zero mentions of “Trump.”So, why would he read it?
For the record, my favorite Bible passage is “Corinthians, the Deuce. “

The rebels should’ve had Vance stump for Palpatine.

Let’s face it: Orban didn’t really want to win. If he did, he would’ve “pulled a Putin” and arranged for his opponent to accidentally fall down an elevator shaft onto 50 bullets.

Considering JD Vance’s pope and Orban record, I push for less distance between he and dear leader. Like. I hope Trump exclusively parks it on rather sexy looking sectionals.

If and when Christ returns, MAGA will be the first to nail him back onto that cross, once they free him from that prison in Salvador ICE sent him to.

Dear MAGA,
You may want to stop pushing the teachings of Christ upon your children. A simple, cursory reading of the New Testament reveals Jesus to be pretty WOKE and most certainly pro-D. E. I.
🤷🏿‍♂️
#whatabummer
Perhaps you should try Satan…oh wait…you’re already all set.

Dear MAGA,
Do not despair over Orban’s defeat. Antidemocratic strongmen are alive and well in Putin, Xi, Kim, and snowflake POtuS.
Buck up, fuckers!

It tickles me that the only times Dear Leader and MAGAt pundits are accurate are when they’re slinging dirt at each other.
#letthemfight

Ooh-la-La! Look at these privileged kids who can afford their own Big Macs!

With regard to the Wolverines declining Dear Leader’s White hours invite:

Like when Trump said, " I got this.", how many of those kids' first reaction was, "You sure, bro?! I can certainly chip in. "?

Evidently, the Wolverines are a bunch of priveledged kids who can afford their own Big Macs and KFC!

It makes sense for Vance to take up the mantle of de facto leader of MAGA. After all, he’s:
1) dumb.
2)constantly hypocritical
3) a couch fucker
4) pro dictatorships
He’s like something theMAGA Illuminati created in a lab.

Dear MAGA,
This may not be WHAT you voted for, but this is WHO you voted for.
#PresidentOfPeaceOfShit

Shocked to see Pam Bondi relocated to the jury house with Kristi Noem! This is, by far, the shittiest season of Big Brother.

Counting down to the Trump x. o. establishing a military draft for “operating boots on the ground in Iraq.”
#PresidentOfPeaceOfShit
#AlltheWorstPeople

Trump and his whole regime are SO dumb, I’m definitely expecting an x. o. establishing a military draft to put boots on the ground in Iran. Yes…I do believe he’s that fucking stupid.
#PresidentOfPeaceOfShit

Dear MAGA,
Name one thing we do to help the world. If you can give me a viable example, I think we should cut funding for it. There’s nothing more un-American these days than helping someone other than us. I’m sure Jesus would agree.

Trump very soon:
“Just don’t drive as much and buy provisions as much.REAL patriots would choose to not drive and provide for their loved ones in service of this…🤷🏼‍♂️ war?”
#presidentOfPeaceOfShit

I like that we can predict what Trump will do with 100% certainty by expecting the opposite of EVERY one of his campaign promises.
#AlwaysOppdireDay
#PresidentOfPeaceOfShit

I think a grocery store chain called,”6-7 Heaven!”, because nothing matters.

Fuck it!I’m gonna say the quiet part aloud: just get rid of the legislative and judicial branches!
#MAGAvotesYesKings

I’d really love to see future shows provide MAGA trigger warnings such as:
The following program contains people that are non-white, male, binary, or non-flat-earthers.
MAGA-viewer discretion is advised. “

Dear MA,
I hate that I have to put this on you, but you have to COGERNTLY explain to me why Nick Furlentes isn’t your 2028 leader.
I’m waiting…

So, since Trump campaigned on no more regime change wars and bringing pedophiles to Justice, is it safe to assume that he will provide safe harbor to pedophiles, both domestic and international?
#AskingForAPOtuSIKnow
#Pedo-In-Chief