I have a suspicion the seller pressure washed the cab out and now all the relays are cooking, because of course the fuse box cover isn't on properly

They use the word heritage far more than is appropriate I find

I hear you man. Am so lucky to have managed to bag another one of any kind, at this stage. Round here they are almost exclusively the plaything of the tory set, nowadays. So much so that I had to go to North Yorks and buy unseen to be able to grab this one

A green land rover van parked in the snow

This was my last one, a 200Tdi CSW that I converted to a van. Rebuilt the engine and box and ran it on a Borg Warner transfer box so it was the quietest Lanny I've ever had. Sold it 2 years ago and it broke my heart to. It pulled better than this new one, it's got to be said

Funnily enough I always say Land Rovers aren't so much cars as massive meccano sets, which is probably fairly analogous!

No it's a Transit engined one. I don't mind them if they've been looked after and this one looks like it has been (I'm only the second owner and it's 18 yrs old). I run a TDCi transit as well so know the engines pretty well. I was really looking for a Tdi but they were all either shagged or £££

It's pretty solid, had a new crossmember at the back last year and the rest passes the hammer test

It's a little smasher, huh

Oddly enough mine all worked fine until I put the trailer on then over the course of about 2 miles I lost dipped beam and then indicators... maybe it's catching

#JimmyGreaves returns a dog before kick off.
#TottenhamHotspur #THFC

Three of Elvis's biggest hits

Different points of reference, but perhaps not standards

A blue land rover defender pictured in a farm yard with a trailer attached. On the trailer is an orange mini digger

@whatsinyourhump.bsky.social check out the new kid on the block

A book on church architecture which discusses Irish monastic bell towers and does not mention Gleann Dá Loch... criminal

It really is! I love it already

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLITTER

Beetlejuice: ITS SHOWTIME

*creeping into the house at 2am careful not to wake anyone*

the dog:

Will make a change if it is. They're normally rotten!

Friends fear he's bought another fucking Land Rover

Adobe PageMill (1999). I made my first Geocities website with this program.

How lovely. Mind you, knowing how many little Travs there were around the country in the end, they may well have been related😂

The best picture you have ever taken of your pet...

My Travis, my love, my best friend. That was HIS digger, regardless of who pulled the levers.

I put this picture on the frontispiece of my phd thesis, much to the chagrin of others; because he was the brains behind it all

Did the same to me. I thought "who have I fucking upset now"

This is tuned slightly differently to a mandolin (which I also play badly) so it threw me for a moment but it is such a beautiful thing to play

I don't think I've experienced such unbound joy from picking an instrument up that I cannot yet play since I got my first guitar in 1992. This has such a wonderful tone, and it's so damn easy to play

A black Bouzouki lies on a very messy sofa

Bought this recently. Well, it was a while back but had to be shipped across Yurp so I'd forgotten about it until it arrived today. It is absolutely fucking magic. I am going to torture the ears of all comers for time immemorial. Wish I'd got one years ago...

Can I come and watch? I'll buy you a pint afterwards

A picture of a woman running and labels put in front of it like a typical online video narrating the scene. They read: Nobody sees the 4am workouts. Nobody sees me meal prepping for hours every week. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don't do those things.

lol 😂

None of you fuckers are "howling", "screaming", or "crying with laughter", so just fucking turn it in with the hyperbole, yea?

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".