We went a few years ago, it’s absolutely stunning.

Best Christmas card ever, with my pupper on the front 🥰

I know that tackling violence with more violence isn’t usually the answer, but I would love to get Sara Sharif's excuse of a father in a locked room for an hour and have a baseball bat to hand.

So many failed attempts by others to step in and protect her, my heart actually aches for her.

Just been to the Lane to buy a Blades Christmas card and gift wrap for my Nephew who’s a mad Wed***day fan.

Yes, I am that petty 😂

Home at last. Feel like I’ve been away a month. Well when I say home, I’m here until tomorrow afternoon at least. 🙄

And while I’m on the subject, how can people eat a croissant with jam and then go onto a full English? It’s like eating pudding before dinner. Bet these are the type of Neanderthals who’d have pineapple on a pizza 🤢

I love judging others’ choice of breakfast in a hotel. Couple next to me earlier had a chocolate muffin sat on top of a scoop of baked beans with a hash brown and croissant on the side.

Not sure if they were eco-warriors trying to save on the washing up or just odd but it turned my stomach 😂

a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .

Fab night out with some of my team tonight. This follows on from two consecutive nights out Sat/Sun, plus West Brom away and I’m out again tomorrow evening.

Don’t mind admitting that I’m flagging already. 😩

And we’re off. Always gone 5pm somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Off to Birmingham tomorrow for our girls’ weekend because 1) we’ve done Leeds/Manchester/London before but never there and 2) it’s only 30 mins from West Brom ⚽️😉

Back on Monday for two hours then off to Liverpool. Back from there on Thursday night then away again on Friday.

Love suitcase me 😩🤣

Roughly translated to:

Dear Fans

We’re fucked off it’s finally going through and I’ll be out of a job soon.

I’ll update you when I can be arsed.

UTB

Been watching a few crappy reality programmes recently (don’t judge me) where women have said ‘I’m a strong independent woman but need a man to put me in my place’.

Not sure I know what the hell they’re on about.

Damn, there was some left over. 🙄

With hindsight I probably shouldn’t have bought 70% ABV alcohol to make Limoncello for my friends for Christmas.

It’s been on the go a month; I’ve just tried a little shot while bottling it and I’m almost seeing double.

Think it needs to come with a health warning. 🤣

Yep I’m still stuck in that time warp 😂

😩🤣

Nah, nah, nah, nah…

Popped to Home Bargains for dishwasher tabs. What is it about that shop? It’s like Ikea, you go in for one thing and come out with a trolley load of stuff you never knew you needed (and probably don’t).

Decorations up so about to start on the Christmas films. And don’t even come at me, it definitely is.

At last 🙌🎄

People seem really surprised that the Rooneys have two bars in their home.

Not sure what all the fuss is about, I’ve had two at mine for ages 🤷🏼‍♀️

It was all well and good buying a Christmas tree which wouldn’t look out of place in Chatsworth House when I had my two here. Now I live alone it was a silly move.

Just had to do my best Geoff Capes with Tourette’s impression to put the bottom section of it up.

Pic to follow (probably in March) 😩😂

He’s been around long enough. People should know not to leave Billy unmarked for a corner. Feel sorry for Kettering but that was a schoolboy error.

Billy Sharp. Still scores goals.

Full day down town with my bestie. Felt like we were teens again. Cocktails, shopping, bit of lunch, more drinks and some live music in the Church House pub and now on the bus home for a curry and Strictly. Leeds lost too. What a fab day.

Still on it 💪🏼

Christmas cocktails for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.

What a fantastic read. Seems our side of the ‘village’ has upset a few of them. My particular favourite was the guy who’ll be binning all his Sheffield stainless steel cutlery in protest 😩🤣

Get in 🙌⚔️

For anyone leaving the game, roads will be chaos for a while so you might need to think about another route home.