A photo of Elon Musk and one of his kids. Neither has a mustache.

Does not appear to be real. Image isn't showing up outside of facebook and reddit (and now bluesky). Seems to be an edit of a picture from 2022.

A maltese mix male dog named Benji, seen here giving the most side eye he can give

Ah man, that sucks. That's always such a hard thing to go through. Here's my Benji giving some side eye due to lack of treats.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

LOS ANGELES SHIT HEAD JAILED AFTER VIDEO SHOWED HIM SERVING ALCOHOL TO INNOCENT UNDERAGE HAWK

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

It's our 😊🕶️ silver lining 😎

The correct choice.

That's clearly a Trump impersonator who called into C-SPAN, please stop sharing the clip as if it's actually him.

There's more than enough real material to work with here.

Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs

I have a few ideas but I don't want to leap to any conclusions.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins won the superbowl with that strategy. The next year, the nfl added ceiling fans above the players to discourage the double jump. That's where the term football fans came from.

FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.

Congratulations

If you're a writer, wondering why you should bother writing with the world on fire. It feels like it's not important, I need you to understand that it is.

Even if it is just because it keeps you moving forward? Even if it only brings YOU joy, that gives you energy to fight & survive.

There have been so many jokes but this is the best one by far.

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

The White House is very pro teen.

Did he exclaim "carpe sodium?"

Nice, picked it up, thanks.

Oh golly, I have a nocturnal horse. She won't be able to sleep without the daylight. Talk about a nightmare.

Hulk Splash!

Heck yea!

Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.

Yeah, the Seinfeld formula shows that 17 is equivalent to 38

Hey @bsky.app

At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?

Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?

Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?

Does the board agree with your ideals?

One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝

This comic made me finally realize that dental work is just construction work. And that's why there's a dental thingy called a bridge. Until today I'd thought it was because of the card game.

CAPTION: My first day as a dentist ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done. ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth (The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)

True Tales of Dentistry

my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell

COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could