My gf with dyslexia read this and almost died

The girls 💚

A witch waiting outside a grocery store while laying with their back on a vending machine.

Waiting. ⌚

Monster trans pride 💚

"no" PLAP "you" PLAP "don't" PLAP "get it" PLAP "you" PLAP "cant" PLAP "say that" PLAP "you stupid" PLAP "attention seeking" PLAP "little" PLAP "faggot" PLAP

everyones a germanophobe until a cute trans woman has a German accent🙄🙄🙄 hypocrites the lot of ya

BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight

I was playing Rocksmith so idk maybe for playing Stairway to Heaven in a Guitar Center

Me behind the wheel of a car

(They don't let me drive)

Just because they're low doesn't mean I have NO standards 😤

"would you fuck a tranny" bro would a tranny fuck you

If you had one shot of E to seize everything you ever wanted
Would you inject it or just let it slip?

Her palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's alcohol on her thigh already, mom's faggotti
She's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready
To do her shot, but she keeps forgetting

"The CreamSickle" would be a great communist pornsite

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

Yeah tbh

Neeeeed 💚

Discord

Goodbye Skype, literally nobody used you for like the last decade

Practice one scale, and practice it for like a week straight. After a month you'll already be in a pretty good spot for starting bassists

a turtle says " my time has come " in front of a tree with purple flowers ALT: a turtle says " my time has come " in front of a tree with purple flowers

But they're my truest emotional outlet 💔

I don’t understand why I’m so depressed, doc… all I did was wake up, open my phone, and scroll through roughly 200 new atrocities happening around me in real time before I even get out of bed 😔 it’s a mystery

Shrek 5 is looking awful holy hell

204 and a half

Don't pretend to be something you aren't just because of cameras

"this can't possibly happen, there are rules against it!"

Do you even hear yourself

Like a DID thing?

Discovered that you're not supposed to have caffeine while pregnant...kinda comforting knowing I could've never had kids, trans or not