He’s gonna break your ass

You think you the shit, bitch. You’re not even the fart.

End Virtual Queues Now!

How’s this for personal essay

Just over here drinking a glass of milk

Remember when some dumbass tried to change the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries?

A lot of Japan content on my fyp over on the clock app. Take me back!!!

It’s not even the 19th yet!!!

"My business is...I'd like a chicken" 🐊 Mustard my beloved

Penta era #wweraw

I thought this was supposed to be all laughs. #CreatureCommandos #DCU

In Mustard we trust #DungeonsAndDragqueens @dropouttv.bsky.social @dimension20.bsky.social

DnD scheduling is so difficult

Wish I could tag along this year. It’s been so long since I’ve gone to Mardi Gras.

I’m like 2 hours into reading Let Me In. I don’t know what I was expecting, buttttttttt yikes

I love how much Hogan and his beer were booed #wweraw

DM Hunk can yeet on me

Lions put on a fun game.

Took one of the longest shower of my life. Feeling all relaxed as the Nyquill hits…. Has to poop. #2025

It’s 2024. I’m 35 years old. And I don’t know how to take tissue paper out of the packaging without using all of it at once. #GiftWrapping #TheMeaningOfChristmas

As an adult, I have no clue how It’s Christmas Charlie Brown still holds kids attention. But here we are, babysitting a 6 and a 3 year old and they are GLUED to the tv.

Let’s get a new tattoo!!

In light of the Sony Spiderverse news, let’s pour one out for Universal’s Dark Universe. #GoneButNotForgotten #TooSoon

I’m a chicken tender slut #WweRaw #DaddyDom

Was it a competition? No. Did I put any care into it? No. Is it good? No. But I totally won, right?

That was an ugly game. Wish the refs would’ve at least let the couple fights go. #GoGRG #HockeyTownWest

I deserve a bench in my shower…. Hell, I’d settle for one of those old person stools

Somebody give Big E a hug #NewDay #WWE #MondayNightRaw

Hogsmeade for Christmas #HappyChristmas #WizardingWorldofHarrtPotter #UniversalOrlando #IslandsofAdventure #ThemeParks

I don’t care how many pieces of paper towel you prep for patting your turkey dry, it’s never enough #Thanksgiving #passthecranberrysauce