If No One Wants To Buy Spirit Air…
The Ol’ Invisible Hand of The Market ...then why is the US about to buy a stake in them for about $ ½ B Ameros of our tax payer money? Axios reports: "The Trump administration is in talks to bail out Spirit Airlines in a deal that would prop up the budget carrier…
Our Stable ‘Jenius’ Speaks, Offers Insight!
Happy Hour News Someone finally told Hair Füror about the election in Virginia: “A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning, the Spirit was unbelievable, until the very end when,…
Some Fries With Your Stupid?
Men in in red ties in front, and The Orange 🤡 on a platform with his rictus grin and thumbs-up as the Skirts (who allegedly being celebrated) are out of focus and behind the dudes. Sounds about standard for this Administration of misogynists. Only surprised the boys…
Midday Palate Cleanser
The goats are in good form, practicing for 2028. (Hat tip: Scissorhead calcurmudgeon)
“Everyone knows” that, eh?
Nerd Prom Update
Tiger Beat’s email thingie reports that Grindr has penetrated the NerdProm: "Inside Grindr’s political power play: Grindr, the LGBTQ+ dating app, has ramped up its political presence in Washington as it seeks to flex its influence muscles on a range of policy priorities. The app’s…
Warsh Drank The Cult Aid
The Pod Save Whatevs boys email thingie reminds us that the Fed Chair confirmation hearing was yesterday: Kevin Warsh, Trump’s nominee to be the next Fed chair, was grilled by senators on Tuesday and pledged to be “strictly independent” if confirmed. Warsh also testified…
TACO Tuesday (Again!)
After days of mixed messaging and bleating/mewling, Cadet Bone Spurs pushed back the end of the US-Iran ceasefire indefinitely. The Hillbilly Effigy never left DC, btw. Axios’ morning email thingie reports that Prznint Stupid is... ”...giving Iran's warring factions a short…
About Last Night…
ETTD, part infinity. The initiative to gerrymander VA (“We used to call it Virgin for short, but not for long!”) has barely passed, and so now the recriminations have started: "After a narrow loss in Virginia, Republicans are pointing fingers as President Donald Trump’s national…
Awesome!
Thanks, Virginia!
No notes.
Because you always want to make sure your troops might be incapacitated with a preventable illness in the middle of a war…
So the crash will be 2 hours earlier?! Cool!
News (literally) That Will Drive You To Drink (figuratively)
Happy Hour News For years I’ve heard everyone demand a billionaire or two fund a new media operation to level the playing field, but could you have been more specific? "Silicon Valley's most powerful venture firm helped launch a 24/7…
Virginia Is For Voters
Virgins (autocorrect sometime makes me laugh and I keep it) head to the polls today to vote on whether or not to allow the Democratic-controlled state to (temporarily) redraw its congressional districts ahead of the November midterms. If approved, Team Evil could lose up to…
OK, which one of you mugs asked for the Broligarchs to fund a new media ecosystem on BirdChan?
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Desperate Despot As Panicked As A Beagle In A Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, part infinity. The saga of Cadet Bone Spurs’ Great Adventure continues to amaze us as he Arts of the Deal (is too a vurb!) the Iranians. Now imagine you are on the Iranian side of the table…
Local Misogynist Fires Another Skirt
DEI So the third cabinet secretary to be You’re Fired'ed is also the third woman to be You’re Fired’ed in the 4th Reich. No DEI for the chicks. Hair Füror is an equal-opportunity UN-employer if you are one of the skirts. That said, we have a handful of other…
One Lump of Stupid or Two?
Every Accusation is a Confession, Part Infinity I think we just learned a lot about the Epstein Ballsroom.
The current Administration, as performed in interpretive dance by a robot.
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News If you have not heard, FBI Director and wall-eyed git Ka$H Patel has filed a $250M Ameros lawsuit against The Atlantic and one of its reporters, alleging they defamed him in a story alleging he has an excessive drinking habit... ...and a pattern of…
So who had that a THIRD woman would be forced out of the cabinet?
Everyone, that’s who!
Do we have an office pool on who will be the next secretary The Sexist Orange 🤡 You’re Fired’eds?
(Hint: it will be a woman.)
Goodbye, Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer, you won’t be missed.
"The WSJ, The AP, CNN Wire, The New York Post, The Chicago Tribune, The Boston Globe, and The Los Angeles Times collectively published dozens of articles about Kushner’s diplomatic role in the war with Iran but never mentioned the conflict."
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How Dare Iran Suggest Our Crook is Dishonest!
Axios email thingie updates the state of play in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure (emphasis mine): "President Trump said over the weekend that an Iran deal would be signed by today, and he said this morning that Vice President Vance was on his way to…
The Week Ahead
The Journos at NOTUS’ email thingie have checked the Magic 8-Ball, thrown the I-ching sticks, and consulted with the Mystical Ouija Board, and have concluded that these will be the events of the week: This week Cabinet secretaries expected regularly on the Hill as committees in both…
‘You can’t stop the signal, Mal.’
As we noted over the weekend, the lesson learned from Hungary was not to focus (too much) on Orbán, but to focus on corruption. Senator Ossoff has been there for months, ahead of the rest of us. That’s a real gift. This is pitch-perfect and a metaphor everyone can…
