Hell yeah, does it have a theme?

Imma say it, TikTok had become a garbage app that was 70% ads and made it difficult to enjoy my friends content anyway. I'll miss y'all, but I feel like I'm coming out of this with a betterment for my mental health.

That's when you play Spyro instead

Sometimes you just gotta take a midnight shower in the darkness

Finding out this animate dead is under $60 is super tempting

Imma be honest with you all, I prefer the phrase "peen-nips" over "dick nipples"

Guys guys guys, remember when Goofy f-ing DIED. That was peak.

Henceforth I will be referring to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as "BrAT"

PWHL is the best!

"Nothing in his belly button but knives and lint"

Thinking of something nasty this morning.

#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg

Play more "each player" cards!

Look at that crew!

lol, my case in point.

Dude's just admitting that those with pronouns in their bio are better at entering the masses.

Soap and Teeth or whatever.

I can't believe they named it Zootopia 2 and not Zootwopia

I read this as "Zoot-wopia"

Somebody tell me why "treenitz" has been stuck in my head all day.

New number, new me.

Naturally we called our stuff "May-o-nnaise"

Wizard's should make a Magic: The Gathering game called "The Fblthp Parable" where you wander around looking for purpose and you somehow keep ending up on different planes.

Trying to live the yachtlife eh?

Ah ish, now the drones are near me...

How my homies in Jersey doing with all these drones?

P1P1 for this dumb cube I've been putting together.

The absolute worst thing in the world is going to pee in the middle of the night while my electric toothbrush is charging. Dear blinking green light, STFU.

The energy I'm expecting from Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering

Being 31 I'm now tormented by not knowing what this bird is I hear singing each night.

SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT

The year is 2064 and we're explaining to children why "Like a Prayer" is our national anthem, and Pepé the King Prawn is our flag.