My dad went 6 years without ever getting Covid. Then he got it the week of my due date 🫠

Slept way too late then remembered it doesn’t matter because I’m on maternity leave and my sleep is about to be all messed up anyway lol

Good to be on the other side of that this time

Bryce Harper got Hinske’d and I will not be elaborating

very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america

No wayyyyy

Go girl give us everything!

They’ll never make me hate Sabrina

Hello baby!

Everybody get in here Coco is making new shapes

Wowowow

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Lmao Braves losing 6-0 already

It’s hard to believe she hasn’t lived here forever

My Siamese mix cat Estelle being precious and staring at me with her sleepy face

A few days ago I woke up, opened my eyes, and this was the first thing I saw 🥺🥺

Wait I never thought about the solution. SIGH… okay let’s do it

Omg Crash and Lilly can be biscuit buddies

This is so stupid, I’ve literally taken an uber by myself and been dropped off at the Lincoln Memorial at night

Screaming

Oregon used to be a sundown STATE

This person has definitely never been out west

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I had the Braves game on then realized I can just… turn it off

Idk why Wagon Wheel is making this funnier

Blooper sitting naked on the track

They've told blooper to get off the track more often than they've played baseball tonight

Brother you do not have enough DiamondDri for this

And now it’s time for another episode of “am I hungry or just nauseous” man early pregnancy is fun

Sitting on the floor of my office waiting for these nausea meds to hopefully kick in