brb gonna go cry and watch the Kurzgesagt Fermi Paradox video again

The sign on a church that says you are the reason Jesus died.

happy sunday

me and having a cocktail w dinner

🫡🫡🫡 fuuuuuck (you win humpday)

honestly if you aren't gassing up your friends and celebrating their wins then what the hell's the point

please anything but that 😭 I don’t want to be included

the weather is warming up and my thirst follows and reply guy habits are on the rise!!

let’s discuss

🤣🤣🤣 “do you know them??”

never forget

Is there cake for dessert?? 🤤

🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️

hi gays, here’s me being gay

An online form asking “do you have at least one year of experience in the beauty or aesthetics industry?” and someone typed the response “I’ve been beautiful my whole life”.

gm

Anytime, beautiful 😘 we look forward to continued gains

jesus emerging from the tomb on easter morning

🤤 we appreciate the dedication and the results

i love ice cream

just smelled my first cum tree. we are SO back ✨

hi gays, don’t mind me hiding in my call room

I thought I smelled sewage 🙂‍↕️

A fucked-up orange creature with bulging eyes and a snout saying “i am god’s perfect creation”.

gm

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the two girls? they have one cup

I just knew the pussy was TIGHT 🙂‍↕️

A whale on a multicolor sparkly background with the text “live, laugh, throw ass”.

gm

A circle with the words “I love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes, and crimes” inside it.

gm faguettes

hi is this anything

closed relationship? you mean monorail?