happy birthday!! (late)

Today’s a deeply unserious day, so here’s an unserious analysis of the Washington Spirit’s first win.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

SOO cool!!

always funny when a superstar player is like wow the org's gotta get it together we can't be living like this and the org is like sorry we cannot do that and trades them

No Sunday scaries here for Gift Monday 🙂‍↔️

She finds the back of the net on the rebound with ease!

SPIRIT DUBB

FT | 2-0

SPIRIT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

May everyone find something in life that brings them as much joy as forcing an own goal on an opponent does to Esme Morgan

YIPPEEE SPIRIT LFF

Four penalties 😭 five if you include the one in the Utah/Chicago game

you mean to tell me moving your very successful head coach to sporting director then not letting him assist with the hiring process for his successor and instead calling jesse marsch and hiring chris armas on his advice isn’t really working out

Please spirit win today 😭😭😭

BAN KNEES!!

Ryan Coogler accepts his first-ever Oscar to a standing ovation

“To my parents who are here, thank you for making me believe in myself… Memories are all we have. I hope we give you some great ones.”

sir croc✨

i missed seeing my girls so much :')

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

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MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

PWHL is free on YouTube and it rips. Pick a team and go.

god we love womens sports we feel like we could flip a truck

Lalia Edwards receives her gold medal

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇

Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.

Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?