First Iran distracted from Epstein. Now Epstein distracts from Iran. Welcome to the infinite content loop.

Breaking today - GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-TX) made sexual demands of his campaign director. Immediately upon hearing this, trump offered Gonzales a cabinet position.

On multiple occasions trump has said the US has already won the war in Iran. If that’s the case how are Americans still being shot out of the air and why is trump trying to force Iran to negotiate?

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of US politics, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up as a busty bimbo and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

A Daily mail Exclusive. This can only mean he’s now be considered for a Trump cabinet position.

The war with Iran is going so poorly it’s only a matter of time before trump releases the Epstein files to distract us all from it.

A hand-picked trump panel ok’d putting him on a gold coin which is unprecedented for a living president. They know it has to be done now because after trump is gone nobody will ever do anything in his honor. His legacy will (thankfully) be completely erased.

One month ago AG Bondi sat before a senate hearing about the Epstein files and said “the Dow is over 50,000 right now…that’s what we should be talking about.” Well the Dow is now below 46,800 so maybe we can get back to the Epstein files now.

Dow at 47,375. And to think it was just a couple of weeks ago when AG Bondi was yelling at us to talk about Dow 50,000 in response to a question about why no new indictments of Epstein co-conspirators had been made.

If any first-lady is going to have to testify about Epstein under oath shouldn’t it be Melania?

For a guy known as a “longevity guru” Dr. Peter Attia didn’t last long at CBS 😆

Pete Hegseth was just overheard bragging about the biggest bomb in America’s arsenal. Turns out he was talking about the Melania documentary.

Well you can’t deny that Trump succeeds in uniting the world … against America.

THE MOST DESPERATE PHOTO IN MODERN AWARD HISTORY

It’s interesting how the autoworker screamed “pedophile protector” and Trump knew the guy was addressing him.

The facts are clear and well established. Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.

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The Norwegian Nobel Committee and the Norwegian Nobel Institute

These files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break

The files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break

From the “most transparent administration in American history” 🙄

Even Sin isn’t as guilty as trump

trump Health By the Numbers

Two “routine” physicals in 8 months.

At his second “routine” physical he was given another cognitive exam AND a MRI - because that’s also just routine.

trump 🧠 = 💩

The only thing more delicious than trump being (rightfully) overlooked for a Nobel is the whining maga community shedding tears about trump not getting a Nobel.

trump doesn’t win an election … says it was rigged.

Isn’t awarded a Nobel … says politics are to blame.

Anyone else starting to see a pattern here? 🤔

800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it.

There’s nobody happier about the government shutdown than Pete Hegseth - because it takes the focus off the disastrous speech he gave yesterday.

#FAFO #TotalCringe #DUIHire

Cost estimates being shared are between $6 MM and $7MM for this b.s. meeting that could have been a $1 zoom call.

Unless Amelia Earhart crashed landed on Epstein Island, nobody gives a crap.

HOURS after Russian jets violated Estonian airspace (a direct challenge to NATO) trump was asked about it and said he didn’t want to comment b/c he hadn’t yet been briefed. But ask him about the ballroom he’s building and he’ll tell you the Pantone numbers for the curtains he’s putting in.

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Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.

Another dismal jobs report for America and the trump administration. Does this mean former chief statistician of the BLS Erika McEntarfer can have her job back? Or is the new person getting fired too?