Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

YOU'RE A MOUSE

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

It’s fine to be upset and annoyed but once you’ve calmed down just remember;

You saw us win a cup a year ago
You’ve seen us get to another semi final this season
You’ve seen us go the furthest ever in the champions league this season
We’re going to have played nearly 60 games this season.

#nufc

Currently the heaviest aggregate defeat in Chelsea history. Love that for Rosenior. #nufc

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Troy Deeney is an idiot and so are you

A little bit of info re the Port Vale scorer against Sunderland.

#nufc

"I understand Ayatollah Khamenei's holiday plans have been seriously disrupted by his death."

“It was not big enough and it was in the wrong shade of brown so I’m not paying the invoice”

We made a doc following the last #NUFC Championship season in 16/ 17, we didn’t finish it and release it until 2020 for reasons. Anyway, one the fans we followed had a baby during that season - she called him Bobby. Bobby is leading the team out at Man City tonight as Newcastle United’s only mascot!

Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers say A Stanford University team have tested their nasal spray vaccine in animals but still need to do human clinical trials.

Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

We won plenty in the league when he first joined. Brighton 2-1 at home I believe for example. And have won non-league games. Nothing burger.

A sign at the BBC saying, incorrectly, "Don't tell him your name Pike". As we all know the correct line is "hey Pike, don't tell the German U Boat Captain what your name is, your name being Pike. Private Frank Pike. Remember not to reveal that information". Classic.

Love those famous sitcom catchphrases

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

This Brazilian woman hates AI

Superb stuff www.instagram.com/reel/DUEVwe9...

big time nerd in a mirror selfie. Guy looks like some kind of rule follower lmao! he’s wearing a spiffy blue oxford shirt (with pocket), red and white vans with red stars on them. the nerd looks rather spangly but that’s not what he was going for, which now you are realizing why the guy is a nerd. nerd guy looks like he has a little bit of experience in a chemo chair and can’t nobody tell him nothing! the nerd is proud that he’s done the work to get to this point and fuck you cancer

Chemo Day #100
J. Crew Oxford
Vans x Bianca Chandon

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.

imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason

Genuineq. Does this actually check out statistically? I always think that shots from range lead to more tap ins from the keeper, post, Bar etc and that will not be taken into account in the stats

Also calling it...

If you're whining before the event, just don't watch it.

Maybe top level, fiercely compeitive football isn't for you.

Maybe #NUFC aren't for you?

There are other clubs.

Or maybe football's not your sport?

This is quite a post

www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

lol. Started mine in September and have barely got a spade in the ground

2025 - The year #NUFC finally ended the trophyless run. The 24/25 season was an emphatic success because of it but the 25/26 season doesn't feel like a step forward.

Performances have been disappointing and I'm not sure where we'll end up but I do know it's better than it was, success isn't linear.

If you’d told me this time last year we’d do this I’d have had you sectioned…

✅ Demolish Arsenal home / away
🏆 Win the bloody Cup
✅ Qualify for the CL
🤷🏼‍♂️ Sell Isak for £125m
🤷🏼‍♂️ No stadium / training news
✅ Be in the SF of the Cup again
✅ 4 pts off CL places
🤷🏼‍♂️ Howe under pressure from some

#nufc

Oh for the days when just avoiding relegation was "success".

I've had enough of this yet another cup semi final, high possibility of advancing in the CL, level of unacceptable abject failure.

Get a fucking grip FFS.

#NUFC

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?