Ayatollah Rob Pike yesterday issued a fatwa on programming with Rust.

He stated that there is no place for complexity and typefuckery in software development. The public shouted, "Death to Rust! Death to LLVM!"

Science can't be stopped, it should be accelerated.

Some call our experiments gruesome. We call it the pursuit of ultimate truth.

Goal: a paradigm shift so powerful it deconverts Golang devs in one swoop.

A grayscale meme showing a monstrous clawed hand labeled “PHP,” with fingers labeled “LISP,” “CLOJURE,” “JS ON SERVER,” and “NULLPTR,” reaching toward a glass dome labeled “All Modern Infrastructure.” Inside the dome is machinery labeled “OCAML,” “HASKELL,” and “RUST,” protecting the system. Over the dome is the text “TYPEMEMETICS INSTITUTE PROTECTION,” implying strongly typed functional languages are shielding modern infrastructure from the encroaching dynamic or Lisp-family ecosystem.

Undefined behavior aids the enemy.

Side-by-side meme: on the left, a grainy black-and-white photo of a Kanye West wearing a T-shirt that says “SAY NO TO GOLANG” with a crossed-out Go gopher logo; on the right, a color photo of Kanye West wearing a shirt featuring the Go gopher mascot, looking straight at the camera with a neutral expression.

I miss the old Kanye,
straight from the @haskell.org Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye,
set on his goals Kanye

Be more like OCaml!

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