Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers?
Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."

...meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate...

The Epstein Files were supposed to be released 123 days ago.

The University of Georgia women's tennis team was invited to the White House. The pic is... not surprising.

They're not even trying to hide it anymore...

I don't even pretend any more - thankfully I've been around there longer than anyone else at this point, so they all just take my eccentricities for what they are 😂

Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it”

so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

There’s waaaaay too many libs on here proclaiming Epstein and co. cannibalized based on their Baal sacrifices. Like holy shit.

Nobody ate babies you freaks. And nobody was worshipping Baal.

You’re LITERALLY just doing antisemitic conspiracy theory stuff for free

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman.

Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Trump wants clippable shit for Tiktok and his TruthSocial.

And the gods smiled upon the city by the Bay...

I hope a hundred math teachers are using this as a demo problem in class lol

NEW MATH

The cabinet secretary in charge of most biomedical science can’t do basic math. Nor can the President.

Both seem…bad 🤦🏻‍♂️

In another outrageous act of corporate socialism, Trump's bailout of shitty, money-losing Spirit Airlines with $500 million of American tax dollars should piss off everybody. Not a fucking day goes by that the loathsome piece of shit is not stealing from working class Americans.

We have an unhealthy unspoken media agreement in this country that you can’t point out that someone harbors objectively insane, delusional beliefs that should disqualify them from being anywhere near a position of power if said beliefs are colorably linkable to a mainstream religious worldview.

BREAKING: A GOP-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.”

AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

AEG Owner Phil Anschutz Is Still Donating to Causes Promoting Anti-LGBTQ Beliefs AEG owner Philip Anschutz donated $1,020,000 to two organizations that made public statements against LGBTQ people -- Colorado Christian University and the Sky Ranch Christian camping organization.

The owner of Coachella is a right-wing nationalist and gives lots of money to anti-LGBT organizations.

www.billboard.com/pro/aeg-owne...

as the rats flee the SS MAGAt, doesn’t mean I want them in my boat.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

THANKS I LOVE IT

Trials. From top to bottom, the whole chain, from the White House to those pressing the button.

Just hope he's not as accident-prone as Vogey.

"Their Nuclear Labs and Storage Areas were OBLITERATED late one dark June evening"

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID WE GO TO WAR

Sorry, I meant 2024 study - here it is - and it shows trans women actually show a disadvantage, and remind people they perform similar to cis women, not cis men, so cannot be compared as if they’re cis men (because they’re women): bjsm.bmj.com/content/58/1...

No it’s not. She’s just telling the world she failed biology and history, since we already tried this in the 90s and it failed miserably, as it only proved sex is a spectrum and violated athletes privacy. The IOC’s own study from 2025 showed trans women have no athletic advantage.