My sense of accomplishment was well-earned. This may not look terribly impressive but it is DELICIOUS. 😍🤤

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

Today I went grocery shopping and now I have beef marinating in the fridge and I feel an outsized sense of accomplishment despite having done, objectively speaking, almost nothing. 😅

a drawing of a little guy with long eyelashes sitting politely with their hands in their lap, looking at the viewer with a cutesy and expectant smile.

when someone is reading the thing you like and they get to the part before The Part and you're just sitting there waiting for the other shoe to drop like this.

Regular socks: cotton or sheep wool

✨Magic Socks ✨: the wool of a baby alpaca

The magic is stored in the alpaca, you see.

Godzilla Minus One

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name

OAI: say no more

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

Email from my bank: Earn up to 4.15% APY!

Me: *opening email* …go on…? 👀

Bank: Just open a new account and increase your balance to $25,000 within 45 days!

Me: *deleting email* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ha! Thanks, Bank; I needed that laugh 😂

Again, if a customer wants to ensure that their mailpiece receives a postmark, and that the date on the postmark aligns with the date of mailing, the customer may take the mailpiece to a Postal Service retail location and request a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when tendering their mailpiece. The manual postmark will be applied free of charge.

For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today.

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The HPV vaccine is available for men/people without cervixes up to 45 in the US now! Talk to your doctor if you're between 27 and 45.

just had to explain to someone that monsterfucking has nothing to do with energy drinks and I don't know which one of us is walking away from the conversation more traumatized

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy:

There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

Illustration off some sharks but they are based on citrus. Lemon sharks are real the others are just for fun heh

dose of vitamin sea 🍋
#art #sharks

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

Shang Qinghua is running away in anger, shouting: “If you keep this up, I’ll write you pregnant!” A thunderbolt strikes Mobei Jun with the shocking thought of, “He wants to impregnate me!?”

It was a threat.

#svsss #moshang

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Where’s that post about how unions are the compromise that everyone agreed on because before that, the method for workers to demand better conditions was “burn the foreman’s house down”?

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

A new example usage: JD Vance really fucked the couch in Hungary.

He listens to the concerns of ALL constituents

Americans quick to shriek that Magyar is a conservative might want to sit this one out and just let Hungarians celebrate tonight. Promise you Hungarians from the LGBTQ community who voted for Magyar know, and have understood opposition politics against autocracy better than you.

Not bad!! And honestly I think the biggest barrier to learning stumpwork (or any of the particularly fancy-looking stuff, like goldwork, etc.) is believing it’s really hard, so maybe just going for it without any preconceptions is the way to go! 😂

An AO3 tag: "I Wrote This Instead of Writing My Thesis"

Fandom, honestly: don't change.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely