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Posts by Jessie Jeans
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
Oh damn, I thought you meant LGBT and forgot the G.
cat for mokare
Global rights group says leaders of three countries behind devastating wars inspire other states to carry out abuses.
And just like that - the Resident Evil lil guy era is officially over
Hungary’s PM-elect Peter Magyar says he would enact an ICC arrest warrant for Israeli PM Netanyahu and detain him on arrival.
The election winner said Hungary would stay a member of the International Criminal Court which his predecessor Viktor Orban began withdrawing from last year.
Workin, workin, workin.
Don't expect me to pay for a movie twice because you did it wrong the first time.
If you want to "bridge the gap" release the footage to a home streaming, even as a special event.
But don't tell us we have to watch a new version of a movie we *already* watched just so we're up to speed on the sequel.
That sounds like the worst experience, "Is this the new stuff? Is that?"
Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
Ok, so #SupermanDay was yesterday. That’s ok, uploading an old coloring experiment I did on a 1984 #JackKirby pinup.
Climbing trees
Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie poster. "Every year Hollywood makes hundreds of movies. This is one of them!"
MST3K The Movie debuted in theaters April 19, 1996 in a whopping 26 theaters nationwide, so I'll be celebrating the 30th anniversary in October when it was first available to rent on VHS.
Nowadays you can go watch it free with ads on Pluto or Tubi or Bolus or Krumpo or whatever, and you should!
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
WWE tweeted: "brock lesnar leaves his gear in the ring. What's next for the beast?" Top rope nation quoted tweeted: "a court room?"
Via @topropenation.com
GOATs don't retire. They live on.
Although I never got the chance to meet or see you in person, I will always represent. Thank you for the years.
Luka and Jas in each others arms LoSWIPs
✅Make time to draw Jas and Luka this weekend
Rough sketch of Piccolo/Janet. Piccolo nude, back to the viewer, looking down at Janet while they're both in the lake. Janet is also nude, with her hair in a bonnet, and she's looking up at him. Janet: Can I help you, sir? Piccolo: Maybe ... >:3
No real art, so take my rough sketch.
They absolutely skinny-dip in the lake.
strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news
They are ready.......
Follow @machinefun.bsky.social for info on how to enter a giveaway and maybe win a premium model of a Kuji-sama 500!
come unzip me and find what’s underneath ;)
@itsclubalpha.bsky.social
west rn
Relatedly, Galaxy's abundant cleavage is a very intentional design choice*, but the story reason for it is Galaxy just likes showing off her tits.
One of the (many) reasons I love how @brandtandstein.com draw Galaxy is they understand this perfectly.
Laezel warmup sketch
Went a little overboard...
Also asking for critiques on this sketch!...please be nice😅
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#laezel #bg3 #laezelbg3 #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist
Richard can go shove his AI up his ass.
Better lube up, those servers are huge.
opening up some slots for commissions if anyone is interested! my first time doing commissions so i’m very excited! dm me if you’d like to snag a slot!
#avatarsky #jamescameronsavatar #dejablu #naviOC #commsopen #clipstudiopaint
Commission!