The most relatable thing about Hayao Miyazaki is how much time he spends face-palming.

Same. That is some grade A exhausted with everyone else’s bullshit.

Every Canadian I know is going dry at this point tbh. Teetotaling is pretty hot right now.

Mind you that’s because you can’t buy a cocktail for less than $16.50 CDN

Canadians are not interested in drinking bourbon being defended in fascist halls by pedophiles.

I took a poll, it was unanimous. We have rye.

It is not outrageous for Canadian provinces to respond to a trade war (started in breach of our existing agreements) and threats of annexation with a targeted import limitation. Our government is run by bad people who are also bad at their jobs. Canadians are wholly right to retaliate as they did.

“Toronto” is such an all purpose punchline lol

I have never felt like a single month kicked the shit out of me like April 2026.

There are runners up, but for sheer helpless cosmic unfairness, this wins.

less than a week ago the president told the world the strait of hormuz had been reopened and would never close again in the history of the planet

I literally put “kill AI” in my bio.

What am I doing wrong?

The fuck, how am I not on the list?

I have to hate LLMs harder?

Challenge accepted.

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Holy shit. The FBI raided this woman's house with a helicopter based on the word of a "gait analysis" quack they found on X.

MrBeast company sued over claims of sexual harassment, firing a new mom A former female staffer is suing mega popular YouTube channel MrBeast, claiming it fostered a hostile working environment that included sexual harassment and that she was fired shortly after she retur...

I believe all of this and will add: I worked on a bunch of MrBeast shit at my old job and our main point of contact for awhile was a guy who went by the nickname Klitz (a shortened version of his last name). room full of dudes saying "Klitz" and giggling.

I live in a historical building, so even though it’s not that great, at least it can’t legally be torn down either lol. Just spoke to that same coworker today, and she said she offered $250 over asking on a home, and they lost the bid to someone who offered $400 over. It’s just fucking 🙃🔫

Nobody wants to vote for someone holding them hostage. Unless politicians can remember they’re public servants and not lords who can demand fealty, Dems are fucked.

🧵 "you gotta figure out if your goal is to change minds or yell at people" 👇🏽

My coworker is going through the same thing. She’s been asked $200-300 over asking and she and her husband have bid on 20 properties.

Toronto is the most dystopian housing market imaginable. Like over 50% of condos are empty investment properties. Actual humans are just priced out forever.

Every day waking up feels more and more pointless.

Feminism win!

The Toronto housing market is evil in ways that are hard to articulate tbh

I just got asked for $100k over asking. I fucking hate this city.

Looks like I’m stuck renting for the foreseeable future.

I decided to clean out my fridge, and I have 5 jars of jam that people have given me as gifts.

Why do people keep giving me jam??

Like I don’t know how you can be a liberal who thinks Hasan Piker is a especially terrible, while also caping for a white man with a SS totenkopf on his fucking chest, unless you’re a white supremacist.

That’s the only conclusion I can come to, at this point.

This whole fucking drama is predicated on liberals accepting at face value that well obviously a Muslim man is especially misogynist and racist and homophobic and antisemitic, please don’t look into the facts, and please for the love of god, don’t pay attention to white bigots, those are the homies!

The Islamaphobia has been turned up to 11.

We can’t avoid confronting that shit anymore. It is almost as bad right now as it was in 2002, when Americans across the political spectrum were just openly bigoted against Muslims. They’re even trotting out the old “Sharia law” canard.

It’s disgusting.

It’s worth entertaining the possibility that establishment Dems are presently obsessed with Hasan Piker, because a Muslim man makes for a great scapegoat in American politics, and the only alternative would be proposing legislation to earn votes. Which is a thing they don’t care about or do anymore.

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money

"we're gonna make some shit up and put your name on it"

ai is made of consent violations

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.