blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

doggy

medical professionals when the patient with the skin picking disorder does indeed pick at their skin: 🤯

one of my dogs canine teeth never came in so he had one baby canine and three adult ones, but the baby one fell out and the big one isn't growing in to replace it!!! it makes me upset!! dogs need their sharp teeth!!! to bite stuff !! he loves biting stuff !!!!

little ashamed that espresso made it into the top five. i'm cool with everything else

they should let me bring my small dog to work when i'm bored

tan chihuahua wearing purple collar sitting on a lap. he has a small body and very large ears.

he's just... not very big

i had never seen the godfather before today. i'd probably have more of a critical feminist opinion about it but honestly that scene where the dude wakes up with the horse head in his bed was sick enough that it outweighs all of the things i find questionable

he's sart of like a tiny porson

this is a really disgusting display of wealth. giving my oomfs 24 hours to unfollow this loser.

mama? mama can you throw the ball. mama throw ball? ball? throw the ball? mama can you throw it please. why are you making that noise. can you throw the ball?

i'm trying to have my premenstrual cry and my dog won't leave me alone i'm going to kill him

hello bluesky did you know it's the beaver moon today

we need to revive the cult and bring it back to the peak of its toxicity

hiiiiiiiii hello it's so nice to see everyone active. also it's nice that i don't have access to the twitter fyp here

nvm i actually wish i was this big

things i could do with a chihuahua puppy
- vibe
- queen out
- talk shit
- kick back

i am sitting silently in the staff room with one (1) other coworker while i'm eating and i am so self aware/self conscious of the mouth noises that im making

bluesky please let me save my drafts for vanity purposes

every day i wake up, eat a bowl of golden grahams s'mores cereal, it makes me feel ill, i go to sleep, and then i wake up and eat another bowl of golden grahams s'mores cereal

i want people to post more on here but i also am not willing to contribute posts of my own

seriously!

mine is also down! cant find it on browser either

she looks like a dinner roll that's not quite done yet. a few more minutes in the oven and she'll be perfect

i hope a piano falls on el*n m*sk's head

slash jay

the problem with invite codes is that everyone is inviting their nice friends that they like. but there's no drama. to combat this i will be converting to an ed account

justin timberlake sexyback. like if you agree

if bottoms doesn't come out near me soon i'm going to have to access the film through illegitimate means.