21st century renaissance man
Posts by Andrew Battifarano
I need to play this!
I am very intrigued
Is abhorrent too strong? Because this is just gross
I just keep laughing thinking about some urbane New Yorker reader learning about Jomboy’s lip reading videos
As someone of Altuve-like stature, always felt for him re: strike calls.
I’d either have pitches too high or low called on me all the time. Senior year of HS, ump punched me out on a pitch below my ankles.
I would’ve killed for ABS!
“Denver is inevitable” - @tylermaun.com, probably
Loaded fries
Yankee stadium
The food was better than the two offenses!
I know they won’t stop making them because they’re a money maker, but can we at least stop pretending the City Connect jerseys look good?
How is this real
Felt cute, might delete later
The Texas Rangers' "9th Inning Rally Sombrero"
Homer Simpson's strikingly similar nacho sombrero
Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat
Greatest Mets of all time, amended as of March 28, 2026:
1. Tom Seaver
2. Mike Piazza
3. Luis Robert Jr.
Sure, we can all get mad when someone says “The MLB,” but I die a little inside when someone says a batter had a great at-bat when they walked.
Justice for the plate appearance
Happy Opening Day!
In the lead-up to the season I was curious about Bo Bichette and Jorge Polanco playing new positions.
So I caught up with Ron Washington, Edgardo Alfonzo, Todd Frazier and Daniel Murphy to get their insights
nypost.com/2026/03/26/s...
Happy Opening Day!
In the lead-up to the season I was curious about Bo Bichette and Jorge Polanco playing new positions.
So I caught up with Ron Washington, Edgardo Alfonzo, Todd Frazier and Daniel Murphy to get their insights
nypost.com/2026/03/26/s...
Real baseball today. Thank god
Dog day afternoon playbill
This was pretty damn cool to see
Baseball bat and ball inside brick wall
The MLBAM legacy lives on at Chelsea Market
This might be the one time of year I feel perfectly fine not being a home owner
Goes without saying, but Brendan Burke is so damn good on the big-game calls
I really hope Nick Castellanos saw OBAA
I, too, have landed on the IL with a hamate bone injury
Did the Nationals approve of the big headed mascots at the Olympics opening ceremony?
Name a better broadcast duo than Buck Martinez and Jim Hughson, I'll wait
Sports awards shows are never not deeply cringey
Just a sad day, man
Td garden hockey
We are back
I could repost this most days now, it seems
Shrinking is back and life is better for it